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comakevin76 13 points ago +13 / -0

Blame whoever did it not America. Point the person out for us? Give us a name.

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KamalasStench 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not just that -- ask her to describe it. Every little disgusting detail. She wants to be in the limelight and not just shouting from the cheap seats, force her to do so. Make her relive every single phony second of her assault, over and over again.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

You say this, yet many leftist women are obsessed with 50 shades of grey and would happily describe their dream bondage fantasy under the guise of an actual assault. Hell, that one lady who dragged around the mattress everywhere claiming to be assaulted did that and was later found to have multiple subscriptions to bdsm stuff.

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Zskills 2 points ago +2 / -0

woah there satan

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

I predict this is another Dr. Blase Hippocampus moment.

If pressed for details in court, she would likely waffle the way Dr. Hippocampus did, making up ludicrous details like adding an extra door to her house (yet not remembering the date, location, or name of the "offender" in question.) Alternately, she could attack an old boyfriend/client for revenge by using them as the fodder for the ruse.

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comakevin76 1 point ago +1 / -0

I concur.

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KMacsBinder 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure you could find it easily in a police report that she didn't file because it never happened.

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comakevin76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I concur.

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JiggsawCalrissian 9 points ago +9 / -0

She may mistake it for a carrot and bite it off

See because she's a donkey

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KAGwave [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Because I painted it orange as a tribute to GEOTUS."

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Michael_Obongo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never stick your dick in crazy, out of fear of a donkey bite.

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3stepsahead 5 points ago +5 / -0

NO AOC! It's for the person you assaulted, not you dipstick.

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Stonesolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would take a BJ and make her swallow but that's it!

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

AOC says she is a sexual assault survivor

Is she referring to the time she got cat-called because someone challenged her to a debate?

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ViduusMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don't know.... I certainly wouldn't pass. Crazy makes for a fun ride....

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hectorspector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhhh, to be young and not worry about the repercussions of fucking crazy chicks again.

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ViduusMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

See... you know where I’m coming from.

Sadly I’m out of the game these days as well.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that why she's trying so desperately to fuck this country?

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mty_green_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well with Hunter pushing Big Mike's dick I would have to watch just for entertainment value. Like watching a donkey show in Tijuana

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CDEEZNUTZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

She worked in a bar in NYC. Not gonna lie, she probably was assaulted/groped weekly lol

source: server/bartender 5 years

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NadlerShartWaddle 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • no name
  • no police report
  • all bullshit

As an addendum, if you're not a 100% soy beta bitch, she'd probably be the one jumping you in her innate need for actually masculine companionship.

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Tommyjoe2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every woman is a sexual assault survivor when prolonged eye contact is considered sexual assault. Someone was probably just staring intently at the train wreck that is her time in congress.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

>Every woman is a sexual assault survivor when prolonged eye contact is considered sexual assault.

Fortunately I rarely leave the house or they would make me put a sign in my yard and confess my stare-rape obsession to my neighbors. (Less danger of that in the CURRENT YEAR reeee, although my inability to look away from their deliberate disfigurements and bizarre hair-disasters could be misconstrued as "interest.")

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't want to fuck her but I do want to punch her.

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General_Specific 2 points ago +2 / -0

I must admit it would be fun to "punish" her... She is not unattractive appearance-wise and she deserves to be taught a few lessons from an alpha.

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't upvote this because I believe people should be forced to suffer at least half of the suffering they plan to inflict.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

When she saw a T-shirt saying "Stupidity should be painful" she said "Awww! That's so mean!" (sad face emoji intensifies)

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but I'm glad somebody took one for the team.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe she took one from the team.

>Who said "girls can't multitask?"

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was referring to her sexual assaulter.

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Titan93 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her social credit score went up by 10,000 points, but her believability went down to 0

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KungFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always playing the victim card.

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Steve19 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone probably accidentally rubbed up on her on the subway

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Christopian 1 point ago +1 / -0

My guess, judging by the kind of person she is, this was a reactionary reflex of getting called out for not being in the capital at the time of the "riot".

  1. She is a histrionic drama queen, she would have told us all about it several times by now if it was real.
  2. There is no incentive to not lie, everyone who loves her will love her more, and everyone who hates her will seem like a jackass for questioning her.
  3. I feel bad for whichever 100 percent consensual ex-bootycall she decides to drop this on.
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defiant_liberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmmm, that got me thinking. If she doesn't respect peoples private property rights to their capital, then why should others respect her private property rights over her body? Hmmm, just thinking out loud man.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a chance. Her overinflated sense of self-importance is as repellent as her voice.

>also

I am not a fan of narcissists, especially in the case of females whose looks are their only positive quality. Occasional Cortex wears her self-obsession like a retard helmet covered in blinky LEDs that spell out "LOOK AT MEEE!!!" when she does the bobble-head thing.

tl;dr Know-it-all Millennial Bartender, thy name is Bonerkill.

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cicero21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even for all the stimulus money.

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EddieFelson8 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate to say it but Chenk was right, beastiality is acceptable in certain situations.

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WeirdoSlayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

horse faced whore probably liked it

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop talking about this bitch. Why are you guys giving her attention?