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Freedom4545 13 points ago +13 / -0

ask HR to make a cross symbol with the words im a ally of jesus, when they reject it sure them for discrimination.

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DairyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Genius

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Musicbymuzak 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gross af

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empiretc 10 points ago +10 / -0

Government Motors.

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DairyBoy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I get tickled about this kind of stuff when I realize that the VAST majority of people doing it are just playing along. It’s like the troomers and degenerates are kids on a haunted house tour and all of us are the paid actors making sure they have a good time. Except, they know it’s not a real haunted house but they have to keep up the illusion because the reality of the situation is too crushing for them to even entertain.

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Maga0351 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem is when we let them play make believe long enough, the others in the group start to believe it’s real

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Watermelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name: Hackerman Gender: Attack Helicopter Pronoun: His royal majesty, we

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standonthewall 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is a pretty good list out there of what pronouns to use. The people that make you use pronouns should be forced to use your pronouns of choice. Like hee/haw, save/saved, dragon/chopper, etc. Any attempt to belittle your pronouns of choice is sex discrimination.

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Prometheus76 2 points ago +3 / -1
Bob Jones (fake/gay)                                                 (I'm a Decepticon)
Assistant Useless Brand Manager
[email protected] tel: 1337af
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Whoopies_tds 6 points ago +6 / -0

My pronoun is China Virus

Match me

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TheTelltaleFly 4 points ago +4 / -0

My pronouns are (Trump/won)

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HoLeeFuk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Russia/Hoax

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racer513 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was a airline captain and I would introduce myself to the flight attendants that my pronouns were Captain and Sir.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait to get a judge that enforces this so I can inform him that my pronouns are His Honor / His Honor.

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racer513 2 points ago +2 / -0

Highness

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, "HisMajesty" runs a close second.

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SliceOFriedGold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top Kek pilot

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magasumo 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would not. These goons do much worse in comparison and then have the audacity to run it in your face from their sanctimonious SJW perch.

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br1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL at the she/her.

It would be funny to ridicule them for "wrong pronouns" and when the SJW screams "No I saw the 'pronouns' on the e-mail!" hit them with "Yea but that is old, how do you know it has not changed, off with your head!"

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SliceOFriedGold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its stupid to put pronouns in an email. What's one party going to do, talk as if you're a third person?

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha I've always thought this too. What about my second person pronouns?

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TwitterIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will never use those cringe pronouns in my life. Get tf away from me with that nonsense. If you can’t tell I’m a woman by looking at me, cool I don’t care.

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Braineack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine if they spent a fraction of that effort making a decent car...

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 3 points ago +3 / -0

They spelled "I'm a pawn" wrong

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Wrathofwretchcmox 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate that new dainty logo too.

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KoofNoof 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would just put "Xur" and cry laughing everytime anyone legitimately referred to me as that

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Buzzhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really hope that doesn’t happen where I work...

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Blndhairylegs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hyundai for me

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macrolinx 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of pronouns does an attack helicopter use? Asking for a fren.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

chopchopchop / BRRRRRTTTTTTT

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macrolinx 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL! That's great. Gonna have to remember that one.

Hello, my name is macrolinx and I identify as an attack helicopter. My pronouns are chopchopchop and BRRRRRTTTTT.

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Watermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

We am an Attack Helicopter, we use we and royal majesty.

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racer513 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best pronoun is Comrade

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SkeletorsTeeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should ALL start listing the most bizarre/ridiculous pronouns and force people to call us by them....the best way to get normies to see how fucking stupid it is

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hoopinfloyd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mr. Bob (Only/He/Her)

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a confusing as a Russian Pornhub description

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cholulaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

schquee schmerr

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KingMob 1 point ago +1 / -0

GM died in 2008. Will never buy a post 2008 GM product, period. Pre 2008, sure, post 2008, never.

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DoMe22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go balls to the wall with "Attack Helicopter" memes