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Trooph-Hurts 266 points ago +268 / -2

I’m quitting my job at that point

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Skogin 136 points ago +136 / -0

Already did.

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Magastreammedia 97 points ago +98 / -1

Good luck finding a new place pede. Be sure to find a maga minded place.

I work behind enemy lines but they haven't been as oppressive as I had expected.

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magaeducator 93 points ago +93 / -0

Same. I work for a public school, and all the teachers are bitching and whining about being in person. Demanding that the district pays for their KN95 masks lmao. The district said to suck it up

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bringbackthe80s 103 points ago +103 / -0

If they wanted to work from home, they picked the wrong line of work. And if they were good at working from home, there wouldn't be so many kids wanting to commit suicide.

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thisisatestof2 35 points ago +35 / -0

Anyone hear what happened in Chicago as the teachers were threatening to go on strike is the mayor finally forced them to go into school. They claim to care so much about the kids and want to return to school but refused to acknowledge the distance-learning has been a complete unmitigated disaster.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 32 points ago +32 / -0

Teachers caring about kids?

Ahahahahahaha

Growing up, many of us had teachers straight up destroy our dreams. I had one say that I’d never understand math and I’d never succeed in it. Jokes on that old hag (probably dead, she was old even in the 90s) - graduated Summa Cum Laude in a field of mathematics where a majority of my undergrad was spent taking graduate level courses (later TA’d one that focused heavily on computational complexity theory). Actually, if anything, math is the only thing I’m good at.

My wife had many teachers tell her (when she was basically homeless) that she would never accomplish a thing. Right now she’s sitting on the couch studying for the MCAT.

The “husband” of my wife’s sister had his wife do his homework while he was in college to get his education degree. Glad to know that some poor saps kid is being taught by someone who couldn’t even do his own homework and had to pawn it off on his communications major wife...

Something I’ve noticed recently is that many people going into education are doing it because they think it’s easy. Look at early-childhood education, the majority of (mostly female) people going into that specialty were the ones who barely did any work when they were in school and were more focused on their image and what event their sorority was doing. When it came to their focus on childhood education, it was because it doesn’t take much brain power to drink wine at night then come in the next day and teach rudimentary skills such as hand washing, colors, shapes, basic math and language arts. Also, I noticed that the same teachers who are refusing to go back to work “for their health” seemed to have no problem having get-togethers and drinking with friends or going out to bars (if they were open) during the “pandemic”.

The ones I have a ton of respect for are special education instructors though since they have a pretty tough job and many are involved in that field because they have a personal connection to having someone who is special needs in their family. Also they tend to be, from my experience, extremely pro-life and really dedicated to helping their students.

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thisisatestof2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at early-childhood education, the majority of (mostly female) people going into that specialty were the ones who barely did any work when they were in school and were more focused on their image and what event their sorority was doing.

The college I attend was, among other things, know for a large number of teacher/education majors. The early childhood ones were some of the dumbest people I met.

No, the TV in your room doesn't work because a bad snow storm knocked out power to the campus. But, but the common bathrooms and soem hallway lights work and the WiFi still works and the main dining building is open. Hear that strange humming sound all over campus? That is your friend nat gas or diesel providing fuel for several dozen generators so you can see at night, eat and get on BookFace or Twatter, etc.

Also, I noticed that the same teachers who are refusing to go back to work “for their health” seemed to have no problem having get-togethers and drinking with friends or going out to bars (if they were open) during the “pandemic”.

On the local open forum for my town we have a few teachers with some "Not Until It's safe" FB Profile pic. Someone looked on their profile and found most of them posed pictures of them at the beach, dining out with friends all mask-less over the summer. Once school started it was all pics of them mask wearing, stay home you peasant so I can go back to teaching. A collage of the summer vs. fall pics was created and posted. They screeched about "hOw dArE yOU stAlK mE!" and rants about how mean people are and how much I care about kids, I just don't wan to die!

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mnguy12000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wife's a sped teacher and she has it 10x worst then gen-ed. While the schools are 100% distance she has students every day in class because the iep mandates it, not to mention all the extra paperwork that she has to do on top on teaching those kids. It's a fricken nightmare, but she loves those kids and wants then all to succeed. My hats off to her and all the other sped teachers out there

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

My asshole stepdad had this former student show up with his strong friends to collect the 100$ he said he'd give him if he ever made it to college when the student was 10 or something. Long story short, I was certain he had been a jerk to that student without knowing anything about the situation. Even though the 100$ was a loss for whole family (I was a young teen) it was worth seeing him shrivel.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially for many of the students of color, that they supposedly say matter. Yet they are allowing them to fall through the cracks for almost an entire year. It's a shame.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

And failing. Yikes. St. Paul schools are not doing well right now. HUGE FAIL rate. So do they want to improve the teaching? Oh no. They want to just change the grading. UGH! The point is that students are LEARNING! If they can't pass the tests, they are not LEARNING the material.

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bringbackthe80s 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny how that works! We're to the north of the cities.

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Dialectic 52 points ago +52 / -0

These nut jobs think we’re living in a movie

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 34 points ago +34 / -0

They think the government is their own personal insurance policy, and it covers absolutely EVERYTHING.

I don't wanna work because there's a cold going around! Where's my payout?

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RegularAmerican 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hope it implodes soon. This can't continue.

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FUJIMO_1977 5 points ago +6 / -1

It is.. and this my friend was the true PLAN all along. Just look how much redpilling has occurred just inpast 12 days.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's always been about exposing. Is that not what is happening n a massive scale. And it's not one guy claiming something. Everyone can see with their own eyes.

NEGOTIATED Divorce with the Chief Negotiator in Charge. Guaranteed something is happening behind the scenes and we are seeing a strength based negotiation playing out in real time.

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suckmycorona 34 points ago +34 / -0

Weak minded people just looking for an excuse to not do their job

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War_Hamster 36 points ago +36 / -0

Don't forget, those teachers not being in class freed them up for things like ballot harvesting.

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Captain-D 20 points ago +20 / -0

And trips to Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, that was the whole industry's "let them eat cake" moment.

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +17 / -0

I may have to move to your district. I live in the Land of Karens (SoCal).

Karenfornia?

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magaeducator 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lmao, that's actually where I'm located 😂

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War_Hamster 15 points ago +15 / -0

So you understand that we have the world's most annoying soccer moms.

Worst part is finding a woman to date who isn't like that. I found a great one the week before lockdowns, which is the only reason I still have my sanity.

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magaeducator 11 points ago +11 / -0

luckily, my students' parents aren't so bad to deal with; they're actually pretty supportive. lol, congrats! my bf always tells me how lucky he is because i'm sane. so sad that is a high standard to meet

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SupremeDearLeader2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Socal sahm here, the Karen is STRONG here ,nothing but misinformed well off leftists for miles , they never have to deal with the consequences of their blue votes.

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GarudaDarkblack 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought I did, then I married her, then she made me miserable, divorced me, and still goes out of her way to degrade me and make life unbearable at every opportunity.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soccer moms are bad news! Hockey moms are much better! :)

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PresidentErectHunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

These teachers do not want to teach in the classroom?

What is wrong with them?

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masshole3 11 points ago +11 / -0

They hate kids ?

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Proudly_Deplorable 7 points ago +7 / -0

In our school district, they took a survey over the summer of teachers and parents to see what they preferred, in-person or virtual. About 90% of both groups preferred in-person. They made some accommodations for those who wanted virtual, at least at first, but the great majority got their wish. School started back a couple of weeks later than usual, but still in August, and has been uninterrupted since then.

It's not fair to the children especially, but also to parents who work outside the home, to not open the schools. Kids have almost zero chance of passing on Covid to the teachers, since if they get it they're almost always asymptomatic. The teachers are just being selfish. If they don't want to go back to work, they shouldn't be paid or keep their benefits.

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PresidentErectHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is no way kids can learn virtually.

I would be goofing off all the time.

Kids need the teacher laying down the law. The nuns used to beat my knuckles with a ruler and pulled on my ears.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow! What state is this? Your district is very lucky.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are fat, lazy, bitches who like welfare to the tune of $60K + a year.

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Skogin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thank you. New career needed, zero confidence in any institutional research science now. MAGA is a requirement.

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FluhanWu 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anyone have luck by wearing a MAGA hat to interview? Wondering if it’s a good way to filter out the pc companies without seeming too political.

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PresidentErectHunter 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have worn my MAGA hat in San Francisco and Oakland and was harassed by militant homosexuals and BLM thugs.

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SupremeDearLeader2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder what being harassed by Bootyjudge would be like, isn't he like 5'6 ?

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Skogin 6 points ago +6 / -0

It might tickle.

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful when if you do have kids with you.

These people act like anmails with rabies.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's probably a bad move to harass someone in a MAGA hat

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't advise it. Many companies have a strict no politics policy. At least wait until you know what your boss and coworkers are like, and I would never get into politics if you work at a larger Corp. Most HR lean left, and pretty much all corporations in my field of study are leftists to varying degrees. My last professional employer is very openly leftist, so a MAGA had would have backfired bigly.

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FUJIMO_1977 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got fired because I'm behind enemy lines and I was at the Capitol

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CrashXXL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just for being there?

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FUJIMO_1977 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crazy.

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Satanictoasters 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I noticed about my job in deep blue Portland (before recently leaving that shithole), is that some people fall into the "crazy hippie" spectrum and dont preach about masks. Politics are so weird sometimes

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here last year with only one mask requirement.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 41 points ago +42 / -1

Quad mask it, pass out from oxygen deprivation, fall and injury, sue for millions.

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KekistanPM 25 points ago +25 / -0

I thought there was a story last year about someone who was wearing a mask while driving a very long distance and they blacked out behind the wheel.

The left couldn't say "they must have had a previous condition!" and "this rarely ever happens!" fast enough.

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QommunistBandit 6 points ago +6 / -0

haHAhaa..

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Proudly_Deplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some idiot in New Jersey was wearing an N95 mask, passed out and hit a tree.

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Hopiumaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Separating the wheat from the chaff

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw that too. A woman driving a red SUV. Some people don't see the obvious bias on CNN and other fake news, and buy into the fear porn. This was also early into Rona, so the 99.8% recovery rate wasn't so well known and the treatment was go home unless you are bad enough to be on a vent. It was unfortunate that she lacked common sense, but fear was driving that day.

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Cyer6 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they start imposing this shit in stores, I'm just going to wear my fucking motorcycle helmet. At least I don't look like a Mask Cuck and I can breath in it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've thought about wearing my motorcycle helmet into the store too. In fact if I was out for a ride and needed to stop at a store that's exactly what I would do.

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wolfygirl2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea

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Shroudedf8 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn, excellent idea!

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Diotima [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Quintuple mask it up!

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Thrasymachus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh lawd it's razor blades all over again. People are so predictable and simplistic in their signaling behavior.

I will do more of the good thing than you so everyone must see that I am more gooder

What do you mean 'did the TV tell me what was good', of course the TV told me, that's how I know what is most good!

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magacoder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put 4 condoms on while you're at it, must be safer right?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're four times as protected! Make it five and you will be even safer!

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone for 10?.....:)

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JungleJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I wore ten condoms it would double the size of my package. And I'd be super safe! Win win!

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only thunderpussy could handle 10! :)

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give them two resignation letters because, you know.

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Shadow3 2 points ago +2 / -0

...the thing?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart. Because after they insist on double masks, the next thing you know, it's anal swabs!

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canadianhere 152 points ago +156 / -4

Wear one layer. Tell them it's two. Deny, deny, deny. Tell them how foolish they are when it's clearly two and why would they ever think it's one. If they want to gaslight you, gaslight them right the fuck back.

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Diotima [S] 42 points ago +52 / -10

I got these cheap Chinese masks off Amazon that advertised as 3 layer but I'm pretty sure are only 1 layer. :/

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Brainz 87 points ago +88 / -1
  1. Who’s your shit employer?
  2. Why are you supporting Amazon & China????
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Frosty468 52 points ago +53 / -1

Agreed. Do NOT buy anything from China, ever.

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Brainz 44 points ago +46 / -2

Most people here preach about waking up and making a change for the betterment of our future and then they just blindly go on doing what holds the opposition up in the first place. I make a conscious effort every day to buy NON CHINA, not shop at specific stores and help the local business owners (shit I even spent $100 on a local Chinese restaurant and they’re hardworking good people).

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Frosty468 16 points ago +17 / -1

And donate to alt tech that supports free speech!

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RedditIs4Retards 7 points ago +8 / -1

We make the mistake of thinking they give a shit about our money.

They don't.

Their only goal is new world order.

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iDinduNuffin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Start putting your money towards people who stand in the way of that new world order and watch how much they start caring

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see anyone standing up sharing) against it the 2A and only way. Only trump did and we sent him plenty money.

That didn't work out very well though did it...

Nwo is inevitable and biblical... Nothing will stop the end from coming no matter how hard we fight

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aKekabove 3 points ago +3 / -0

They print the money. They don't care about any amount of money

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crash7863 7 points ago +8 / -1

When they did a mask thing here in Minnesota I ordered my camo mask from a small company in Arkansas.

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GeneralSterlingPrice 5 points ago +6 / -1

Use a colander instead.

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crash7863 13 points ago +14 / -1

I gave one of the masks to my brother who then started going out with the mask below his chin. He would then create a huge fucking scene about how he's cooperating but the "god damn governor didn't explain how these fucking things work".

As far as I'm concerned, that's the fucking way. Just be an asshole.

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germancuckpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

It pains me to tell you this but you will likely come to the same conclusion at some point.. people as in humans are inherently corrupt and selfish. The minority is not, people like you who actually give a shit. Others cry about multilayer masks and use Pepe memes but are then easily willing to buy chinese crap from Amazon instead of actually standing up for what they believe in.

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DRKMSTR 4 points ago +4 / -0

I keep my "china buy" list to a minimum.

Good luck finding a thermos that is "Made in the USA" (and not "assembled" [we screwed the cap on] in the usa).

Same goes for a lot of fine and intricate things. Zippo lighters are made in the USA, but their butane inserts are made in China....and the quality shows, it sucks, I've gone through one so far and will likely return the one I have in a few months.

Thankfully I've found plenty of USA-made companies. However I do suspect a few are yanking my chain. Brizard & Co claims their metal hardware is "Made in the USA" but I don't think their cigar cutters are.

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SaltiTaralli 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's so hard and can take hours trying to find a specific thing not made in China. It's exhausting but I keep trying.

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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 25 points ago +26 / -1

👆 This

Don't-a buy from ChYna... ChYna is asshoooooe!

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 17 points ago +17 / -0

Buying from Amazon is supporting China twice.

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you have to do is search for "made in USA masks" and you get hundreds of results on amazon. There are multiple PPE manufacturers in the USA that produces them and sells on amazon retail.

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chelthing 21 points ago +21 / -0

Show your supervisor the box

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's okay, libtards have an excuse for that too

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is?

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

They’re dumbasses.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +2 / -1

"it's there to protect them from lawsuits, like the warning sticker on cigarette boxes"

Well guess what, cigarettes DO cause cancer.

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SpookySpook 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, kinkshame him for not wearing triple mask

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Quixotic 14 points ago +14 / -0

the disposable masks that are white on one side and light blue on the other are two layers

white is one layer

blue is the other

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Being that the "double mask" bullshit is not officially recommended and is instead a misleadia creation stemming from retard Fauci running his mouth, I'd say that you have the makings of a successful lawsuit if you were to somehow suffer injury from them requiring you to wear a "2-layer" mask. Lack off airflow could cause you to get light headed and pass out. Anything could happen.

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Diotima [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

you'd be surprised but its actually part of CDC recommended guidelines now...

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

CDC recommends choosing a mask with "two or more layers of washable, breathable fabric" but they aren't recommending double or triple masking. My wife works at a hospital and they follow the CDC guidelines to the letter. The multiple mask thing came out of Fauci's ass and the misleadia ran with it.

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost all cloth masks are at least two layers, and some have a filter pocket. It's true that most are from Chyna, but you may be able to find some homemade locally. They usually advertise on local Facebook marketplace pages or signs posted on local business bulletin boards. TL;DR You probably were already in "compliance" with your existing masks.

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Diotima [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

ill probably go to lowes and pick up some higher quality ones... im pretty sure the CHYNUH ones I bought are only 1 layer

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glasses2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

you're an idiot. stop making us look like retards. wear the mask you have, and tell whoever gives a shit to fuck off and prove it without touching you or your mask.

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TheDoughyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet, just don't wear it in the first place.

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libertyvsdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

-"stop looking like a retard"

-"wear the mask"

pick one

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glasses2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

-"get fired"

The most likely scenario.

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SayNoToCommunism 25 points ago +26 / -1

Try two of these: https://fakemaskusa.com/

Guess what? Cloth masks don't do anything. Neither does this masterpiece. But at least you can breathe now.

​The Fake Face Mask is the most breathable, comfortable face covering on the market! This version provides incredible breathability while still giving the illusion that it is a real mask. Great for ultra Karen environments such as airplanes, banks, PTA meetings, etc.

It covers your face Technically it is a mask Breathe Free. Be Free. Get yours today!

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7_17_24 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for the link. Just purchased a pair.

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anon1011101 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha, I do something similar at my job. We have "beard covers" that are super thin fabric to be worn when you're in a cleanroom (to prevent hairs from contaminating stuff). I just grabbed a whole pack and it's all I wear now, super breathable but looks just like a surgical mask.
https://www.terrauniversal.com/media/asset-library/cache/original/watermark_h/1/c/l/cleanroom_disposables_sierra_facemasks1.jpg

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SayNoToCommunism 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s hilarious! That’s what my wife says the Fake Mask looks like on me. Feels stupid as hell, but, 🤡🌎

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t tell anybody what you are doing because some Karen will out you to the boss. Also, get some trim you can sew around the edges to make it look like you are wearing two masks.

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Dann 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you. I just picked up one of each.

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603win 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can probably tell any Karens that it’s been treated with Ionized Copper Nanoparticles or some shit and sanitizes the air as you breath. Blind them with THE SCIENCE!!

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undercovermaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks bro just ordered mine got the offensive one of course

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OGpsywar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Complain, start a meme, that "two layers is Shit, and why aren't they concerned with their employees' safety and requiring THREE masks .. like Fauci called for???"

(Sometimes the only way to stop a fire is to burn off its fuel.)

Radicalize the bosses until No One respects their idiot edicts.

(use this as one of the "layers" - just searched for 'mask lifter' )

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41mJFa2SWvL.AC_SY400.jpg

^ link doesn't work right here. copy/paste and it's good.

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SilverStarv5 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I wear 17 masks ever since Fauci made me realize more masks are better! I can't believe my bosses are such anti-science bigots!"

The sad thing is some business management people would cave to such craziness...

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, you know that some would.....like lemmings over a cliff.

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kamalashugebutthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

"There is no definitive proof that this is a one layer mask."

Just keep repeating that. It seems to work for the uniparty for deflecting evidence of election fraud.

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603win 3 points ago +3 / -0

(i) Official Sources have declared this to be a two layer mask

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XxweedmanxX 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the way

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AlcoholicRetard 68 points ago +70 / -2

Start wearing four masks and call everyone at the office a white supremacist for not following your lead.

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Barrysstash 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do eight

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happycamperval2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously, demand to know why not 3-layer. They clearly do not care enough about your health. /s

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Call_me_Titty 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the way.

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PotatoJoe 56 points ago +58 / -2

You need a new job

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Formerlurker92 56 points ago +57 / -1

The mask thing is gonna be a thorn until we organize mass civic disobedience

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The_Almighty_Kek 30 points ago +31 / -1

Yeah it's easy for every company to fire one or two noncompliants, but if we got 80% of the workforce to stand up and say "fuck you" the story would be a bit different.

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Gnorfwin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's all do it tomorrow

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MasterChef 8 points ago +8 / -0

I work at a fab shop in the Milwaukee area. pretty much became unfirable through sheer work ethic, but they have been harping at me about not wearing my mask. Probably going to tell my boss to fuck off tomorrow if he brings it up. Little does he know that if I get fired over this bullshit a few other welders leave with me

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solomonwiebe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Video. The inspiration for millions. Im not kidding.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's a "union"?

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ikeepforgettingname 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'mm praying for mass disobedience on this firearm registry. Yes some of us will be put in prison for 10 years but they cant put us ALL in prison.

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Independenceforever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah. That's the price of liberty.

If I could die every time for all the cucks here who refuse to grow balls and pay their dues in life I would.

BUT YOU GOTTA LEARN TO STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET BEFORE GOD BRO.

OTHERWISE I ONLY MAKE YOU WEAKER IN THE LONG RUN.

Grow a pair and think of glory of God not the threats of the wicked who would crucify Jesus again in an instant.

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mainsoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree but the majority of the population has accepted this horrible new normal. Now these dumb sheep actually fight free thinking people to sustain their own oppression. What do you do against that? How do you convince a totally brainwashed karen that the news lies?

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PaulReveresHorse 41 points ago +41 / -0

If 2 are better, why not 3? Why not 24? Masks do nothing but indicate vulnerability to manipulation.

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PM_ME_UR_MAGIC_CARDS 16 points ago +16 / -0

Better yet, people should put a pillow over their face! Extra thickness!

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mike Lindell has entered the chat! :)

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lilree 8 points ago +8 / -0

They actually haven't thought this through any further than "It's safer, so we should do it". Something only has to be safer, even if only mitigating risk by 0.02% and regardless of the cost in freedom, for the left to accept it ideologically.

We should be advocating full hazmat suits, but I think slowly pushing people there is more realistic.

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Blue_Country_Refugee 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've been using this against my lefty BLM supporting friends and especially their wives here in CA. They are PISSED that Newsom is keeping the schools closed and are trying to post all kinds of data about how it is safe to reopen.

Little late for a data-based approach after pushing BLM lies and gun control "if it saves one child" bullshit. I just smile and say we need to keep the schools closed until an ever moving goalposts. First it was the vaccine but now that we are vaccinating people I tell them we dont know if it effective vs all variants so the safest thing is to just stay locked down.

Meanwhile I have a $200k/year tech job, no longer have to commute, and continue to go to the gym and live my childfree blissful life. Gonna move to Texas, start a family, and rent my place in CA out forever so I can continue to profit off their horrible housing policies and politics without being directly exposed to it.

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch for the taxes tho

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Gnometard 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's only fast approaching 100%

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T_DforTrump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the ones who have been wearing masks, social distancing, and getting tested regularly, are the ones catching Covid. Funny how how works...

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like the minimum wage...if $15 is good, why not $18? Or $20? Heck, if two masks are better, maybe we should mandate everyone just put a bag over their head.

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Barron2040 34 points ago +34 / -0

My company sent us to work from home last March and we haven’t been back. They’re taking about a “strategic return” now, with the option to continue working from home for anyone who doesn’t feel comfortable.... I already told my boss that I’m not wearing a mask at work, and I’ll stay home permanently if masks are required.

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ColonelHughes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Walmart by chance lmfao

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TwistedSister 33 points ago +37 / -4

Then you send them the doctor's notices saying that it actually makes people ill and that if you have any medical bills associated with it, you expect your company to make a complete reimbursement for any damages as a result. And also show them how the USG backtracked on that recommendation for that very reason.

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ProphetOfKek 21 points ago +22 / -1

Jobs don’t care about official recs. They make decisions entirely based on fear.

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TwistedSister 18 points ago +20 / -2

And money. Your medical provider is gonna want reimbursement, but you have to set the company up for the fall first. You have to show that you warned them first.

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Independenceforever 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who's gonna be responsible for all the lung and neurological and auto-immune disorders from masks that kill people in a few years like the vaccines?

These masks are murdering the population slowly.

God almighty it's a genocide what suffocation over 12 months will do to your brain.

Everybody still in masks is gonna be a disabled retard dead 20 years early.

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The_Almighty_Kek 16 points ago +16 / -0

The "aggressive compliance" approach...

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ManyDirt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Four. Safety is important.

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Barrysstash 12 points ago +12 / -0

Five. You are a bigot if you do less.

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ManyDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll do six then because I'm not a bigot and I don't want to kill grandma.

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Barrysstash 1 point ago +1 / -0

But you’ll die

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RiMjObZ4dAyZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seven, you commie fuck.

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ManyDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seven is actually a special number for some cultures. You are racist for using seven masks. To avoid appropriating cultures, please use 8 masks in the future.

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

This! Push right back with their own rules. "If one isn't safe, then two may not be either so it should be 4 minimum."

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ChairmanMaga 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lace could be a layer

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TheTelltaleFly 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can buy masks made of cheesecloth on Etsy. One cheesecloth layer, one lace layer. Done.

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or cut most of a 2nd mask off and glue it around the edges of another mask to look like two. Use a glue that won't fumigate you.

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7_17_24 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a million dollar idea right there: The Mask Dickey™️

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MrFourTwenty 17 points ago +17 / -0

I have never wore a mask and will not EVER do so.

God Bless

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The_Almighty_Kek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never worn one here either. Don't even know what it feels like.

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Basement_Dweller 7 points ago +7 / -0

How's that possible? Most places require them. Restaurants, stores, gyms, etc.

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Haitianbychoice360 8 points ago +8 / -0

Depends on the state and how many conservatives/logical people live there. (But then I repeat myself.) Lots of "required" signs in my neck of the woods but barely any enforcement. It's possible.

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2020magatrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Businesses here put the signs up because they have to, but no one enforces it. The local police have stated publicly that they dont care about "mask violators".

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MrFourTwenty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in Iowa, and admit I don't go out a lot but when I do I have never once wore a mask and like I said never will. I go to the store here and I hardly ever see another person wearing one as well.

God Bless

Psalm 118:8

8 It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man.

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EatShitCommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Des Moines metro here.... masks are "required" everywhere. I never wear one and nobody says shit. Bars, restaurants, HyVee, the dentist (lol)... nobody says shit.

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MrFourTwenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most people that are not completely brainwashed know the truth about what is going on especially in the Midwest. Funny the people on the coasts think of us as idiots but it looks like we get the last laugh as they go over the cliff like lemmings, sad really. They need Jesus.

God Bless

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Barrysstash 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the verse where God throws all of the Commies into the lake of sulfur.

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Chinaisasshole2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well fuck those places then. I'm lucky to live in a place with no mandates though.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most places that say "required" don't actually require them. If an employee at said place pushes it, they lose me as a customer. Smart businesses will not take that risk

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uiopy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good on you, man. In NJ people wear that shit like gospel. I live in a pretty conservative area so it's generally not a super strict requirement, you kind of learn what places are more lax and what places are run by mask nazis and Karens, but pretty much any further north from where I live is the hive for these mask weirdos who will gladly bend over for their anal swabs in two weeks when the CDC recommends it. All the time I'll see people driving alone in their cars wearing masks and I'm just so so disappointed in humanity.

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NadlerShartWaddle 16 points ago +16 / -0

They requiring a daily anal swab yet?

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't wait until that's a thing at the cooperate level

smh

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some would probably enjoy it, from the looks of things....

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wins_bigly 15 points ago +15 / -0

"I can't breathe" (with two masks)

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just kneel and make a fist to the sky. Instant excuse.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

George Kirby Floyd enters the chat

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iamherefortheluls 11 points ago +11 / -0

1 - find a good friendly doctor

2 Develop headaches and shortness of breath

3 Start extensively involving your employer in your personal health issues.

Talk to them about you needing extra breaks due to headaches from lack of air, health supplies, equipment related to whatever health issues you think you might have. Can they supply you with a fan for better air circulation? are there hospital grade special purpose washing machines so masks can be disinfected on sight? Request ALOT of cleaning and disinfectant supplies - take random breaks on their time to 'clean' by just spraying that shit all over the workplace all the time. Especially places where HR and management frequent. Let them drown in those chemicals.

Also keep notes of all interactions over this, as well as copies and updates of company policies.

Tl,dr - malicious compliance works and if they want their workplace staffed by little bitches scared of infection, maybe you should provide them what they want.

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67Vert 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is all so sad. I really don’t foresee us ever going back to normal. Private businesses are fully on board and more people are just getting used to it.

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crazyjackel 9 points ago +10 / -1

Just say to them that there is no evidence that a double mask is more effective than a single mask and that the double mask line of thought was propagated by CNN based on a paper advocating a new approach for mask construction that they believe would be more effective.

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Diotima [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

I work for a gov contractor that sticks to CDC guidelines like gospel... :/

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Vashts1985 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cdc has not mandated 2 masks tho.

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Diotima [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/about-face-coverings.html

Guide says 2 layers of fabric which is where people are getting the idea behind 2 masks now.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +2 / -0

They actually just did, for public transportation at least.

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b0ss 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leave if you can.

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Light_HIV_Effect 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most people would never leave a gov position. Damned near impossible to get fired, and easy as fuck.

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b0ss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just make a new business besides your career and concentrate on it's growing than having a job that you can't get even fired from.

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tiwal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gov contractor. He might be that guy called in to tune the piano, or deliver MREs.

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Braineack 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you have to change constantly?

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Ched 4 points ago +4 / -0

.> Implying logic and reason works on leftists.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh well if CNN said it, it must be true!!!

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CynicalTwit22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Workers have power. Take them off. Make your employer close down when they are forced to fire everyone.

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

From Mao's red guard to Xiden's red cunts.

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The_Almighty_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Easier said than done. Americans have been conditioned to view freedom as wrong, and patriots as terrorists.

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RationalThought 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, Americans have not. People with knee-jerk reactions to simple issues have. "Americans" is not my choice of wording for them.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It isn't what jumps first in my mind about them, either. Cowardly sheep comes to mind first.....

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cholulaking 8 points ago +8 / -0

I quit my job over masks. It's a sinking ship pf a company

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

I quit mine cause it was a shitty place to work, libtard CEO loved to push the MSM bullshit in company Zoom meetings

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Judiwont 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why?? Faucci said no? SHouldn't you bring this up with HR??

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Independenceforever 6 points ago +8 / -2

Do you guys not have balls, religion, or any integrity?

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD THEM HELL NO 12 FUCKING MONTHS AGO

no sympathy here. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Sorry bro I'd love to be compassionate but you only make life worse FOR YOURSELF in the long run by voluntarily complying with total bullshit. Been telling you guys this for OVER A YEAR.

Try to man up and trust God instead of flesh for once in your life.

If God requires you to lose a job to show your trust in Him, then God will provide you a new job. This has always been true in my life.

masks do NOTHING but harm your brain and lungs and sanity, spread disease, and proselyte the new cult of suicidal compliant idiocy.

God help us all.

TRASH THE MASKS.

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HotNismo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Write Double Layer and N95 on your mask with a sharpie.

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just write Double Layer N95 on your face. Then you don't have to wear any mask.

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HuntStevenson 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wear a neck gaiter that's practically useless I just say its lined with some anti bacterial fabric they're too dumb to know I'm full of crap.

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wethedownvoted 7 points ago +7 / -0

tell them its silver-infused multi-isotope anti-microbial and you're good

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

With nanoparticles. You've got to use the word nanoparticles......:)

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Wankerton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anal swabs next week!

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could certainly see most of the Democrat/Marxists asking to be swabbed several times.......

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dirtbiscuit 5 points ago +5 / -0

it was never about efficacy

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Antenna 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where ya gonna draw the line? Daily anal probe testing?

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of the Democrat/Marxists would gladly line up for this.........

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2224522 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remind them that they will have to pay you workers comp if your lungs suffer from decreased oxygen. It is against the law to deliberately restricted health as if you were working in a toxic gas.

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SaltyPaladin 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is no recommendation or science behind TWO FUCKING MASKS.... If you read the CDC guidelines it clearly stats one mask with two layers like we have been wearing for MONTHS now... Fucking lefties cannot even read at this point...

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or a good full-face motorcycle helmet.

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Vindalou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure the outer layer is aluminum foil.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

No joke I've been making a lot of "tin foil mask" jokes towards these Branch Covidians lately. It's very fitting.

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standonthewall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey Fren, you say you work for a federal contractor. Have you looked into OSHA requirements and also respirator requirements for your job? A respirator would probably be more breathable technically safer from the virus and probably the only thing that would really be compliant.

I presume you are not an office job or deal with others face to face a lot because you didn't mention that you can wear no mask at your workstation? That's why I figured I would mention the respirator. You could lookup requirements on OSHA website. If you can get a copy of your company's contract it most certainly requires compliance with all federal regulations. You could probably make an anonymous complaint that you think you need respirators since they feel it is unsafe with just one mask, probably unsafe without them.

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Diotima [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a office job so im not down in the trenchs like a lot of people are doing... im not sure what the requirements are for the operators.

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standonthewall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do they require masks at your workstation?

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BornAgainBoyScout 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wear the second on your nutsack

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pull a plastic grocery bag over the head of your boss, then go around and around his neck a few times with duct tape.

When you're done yell "THERE! NOW YOU CANT CATCH MY COVID, SUSAN!!"

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SwampKraken 5 points ago +5 / -0

Susan is the more fearful version of Karen

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

A more hysterical Karen who is off her meds.......

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Joesf23 3 points ago +3 / -0

What next, a fucking trash bag?? Fuck these assholes like fauci. Humans arent designed to wear a fucking n95 over their face all day. Wash hands, dont kiss anyone, eat healthy, sleep. Not hard.

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Gnorfwin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put on 30 masks all around your head, everywhere but the mouth

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why stop at two if common sense dictates more is better?

Fauxi needs to be arrested for even saying something so fucking stupid and not backed up by any science. Buy everyone n95 masks if that's what it's going to take to realize masks don't work.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arrested? By who? The justice system can no longer be counted on.

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hasn't been for years......

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wear 17. Scream at everyone wearing less. Demand they get deep ass swabs for risking your health.

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Frosty468 3 points ago +4 / -1

Okay, you have to disclose where you work lol.

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Diotima [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

OPSEC fren much as I love you guys I don't want to disclose that lol

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borscht-nazi -6 points ago +2 / -8

LARP confirmed.

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Pepesforfreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I work in a hospital and they don’t even require that. 1 year into this shit and we’re still here. If I was gonna catch it I would have already, and maybe I have. Masks do nothing.

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awSHY1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I work in a dental office - in mouths all day. I wear the same ol' usual "single" mask that I've always worn. I should already be dead.

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Annpi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doctors note... oxygen is essential....

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best way to go about it is to out-clown them. Wear five masks and tell them all they are racist supremacists for not wearing five masks. This is clown world you need to learn the rules which is there are no rules! Gaslight them like hell!

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Forgotmypass666 2 points ago +2 / -0

I must be lucky, my job still isn't even requiring one.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida or SD?

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Forgotmypass666 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nevada.

We have a mandate here but I work at a small business and none of us give a fuck. Haven't been reported yet.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice, that’s awesome.

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Forgotmypass666 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, at this point it's actually the main thing keeping me from looking for another job right now

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Changed777 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU NEED TO FILE AN AFFIDAVIT AGAINST THEM. IT HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL FOR OTHERS. GO TO Constitutionallawgroup.us in the menu go to resources. Then look for the affadavit you need as an employee.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Places are still doing masks? Damn. Pretty much as soon as election season was done all the mask signs came down here.

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Jimmyjenkinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn that sucks man i hear people are dying from wearing masks so be careful

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Series3Gleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well use the loop hole: "See if you cut it open, you will find two layers"

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell a liberal to cut their $1 bill in half, now it's worth two.

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katsumi27 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just say you have a medical condition that prevents you form wearing a mask and it’s against HIPPA laws for them to ask you what it is.

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Icepck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is going to count the layers? If they're really ducks about it make a fake mask with 4 earloops

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

OSHA states that PPE is to be provided by the employer.

Show up each day and wait in your car until they deliver two masks for every shift you have to work.

When they deliver them, ask to see proof that they block the Coof.

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Diotima [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish they did this... everyone is forced to buy their own masks outside of stuff like respirators needed for hazardous work.

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TheBigT03 2 points ago +2 / -0

And fauci just said multiple masks aren’t effective. What a fucking retard has no idea wtf he’s talking about.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think that's bad.

Last October he said they didn't know if the vaccines would actually stop infections or if it would only cover up symptoms (which would inadvertently create asymptomatic cases which I already thought we had).

Now he's acting like there's absolutely nothing wrong with them.

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LiedenBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think 2 layer masks are the masks they already require in places requiring masks. It’s not two masks, it’s that there are two layers of cloth or material in the single mask.