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SayNoToCommunism 25 points ago +26 / -1

Try two of these: https://fakemaskusa.com/

Guess what? Cloth masks don't do anything. Neither does this masterpiece. But at least you can breathe now.

​The Fake Face Mask is the most breathable, comfortable face covering on the market! This version provides incredible breathability while still giving the illusion that it is a real mask. Great for ultra Karen environments such as airplanes, banks, PTA meetings, etc.

It covers your face Technically it is a mask Breathe Free. Be Free. Get yours today!

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7_17_24 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for the link. Just purchased a pair.

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anon1011101 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ha, I do something similar at my job. We have "beard covers" that are super thin fabric to be worn when you're in a cleanroom (to prevent hairs from contaminating stuff). I just grabbed a whole pack and it's all I wear now, super breathable but looks just like a surgical mask.
https://www.terrauniversal.com/media/asset-library/cache/original/watermark_h/1/c/l/cleanroom_disposables_sierra_facemasks1.jpg

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SayNoToCommunism 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s hilarious! That’s what my wife says the Fake Mask looks like on me. Feels stupid as hell, but, 🤡🌎

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t tell anybody what you are doing because some Karen will out you to the boss. Also, get some trim you can sew around the edges to make it look like you are wearing two masks.

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Dann 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you. I just picked up one of each.

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603win 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can probably tell any Karens that it’s been treated with Ionized Copper Nanoparticles or some shit and sanitizes the air as you breath. Blind them with THE SCIENCE!!

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undercovermaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks bro just ordered mine got the offensive one of course