Need mask ideas PLEASE! 😷 LOCKDOWN BS 😷
posted ago by Sweetlysouthern1409 ago by Sweetlysouthern1409 +7 / -0

I’m seriously fed up. My son is NINE and goes to a Catholic private school. It’s the best around, and public schools are never an option because they’re horrible, and I’m a dental hygienist and my boyfriend is a dentist and we own an office we CANNOT home school.

My sons nurse is a flaming liberal and told my son today that he can’t wear neck gaiters anymore because she “doesn’t feel they’re sufficient”. So now I HAVE to buy him a mask I want some links or ideas to something that’s a silent “fuck you” that he can wear to school. I thought about a MAGA one but I want something a bit more stand offish.

Help me fuck them

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://imgflip.com/i/4wf918

Have this printed on a mask.

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Nowsthetime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love it. Though the son will probably be having nightmares himself.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck lol

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can go on Vistaprint and put any meme on a mask. I just designed one with that meme. Turned out fantastic.

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check markdice.com. Liberalism. Find a cure!

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Thoborius 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could always get Joebiden.info in plain text on the front of the mask

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol that’s funny too

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Rerun1Central 1 point ago +1 / -0

do the NPC nose - only requires a sharpie and a mask.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won’t get that trust me

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would they allow a bandana?

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I doubt it, he has a hard time keeping those on

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most kids can't keep their masks on either.

Measure the bandana to his head, tie a knot, and take a stitch or two so it can just be slid over his head.

It should be secure. I don't do masks, but since I'm in Los Angeles, will do bandanas.

If you send him with a few spares each day secured this way, it might be less annoying.

Easy to wash and easier to wear.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea thank you

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Mrs_Fonebone -1 points ago +2 / -3

Go over the nurse's head. Or go to your family doc and get a med excuse note. If the neck gaiter has been good all this time, why not now, nurse?

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one will give a shit too they’ll make him wear a shield

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Mrs_Fonebone -2 points ago +1 / -3

Then I guess he has to wear a mask.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m looking for a mask that has something bitchy the adults would understand

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figured it was because double masks were coming up

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Mrs_Fonebone -1 points ago +2 / -3

Double masks aren't coming up. That was one of Fauci's trial balloons and it got laughed into oblivion. Many places are starting to open up. It won't be long.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk about that man I hope you’re right

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TwistedSister -2 points ago +1 / -3

Don't make your kid your battlefield. He doesn't deserve this. The other kids will endlessly torment him the rest of his life.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Usually I agree but he’s tough and he wants it

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TwistedSister -1 points ago +1 / -2

then let him start a petition to do without the mask.