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Big_Al_42223 20 points ago +20 / -0

He’s probably using his billions to engineer a bio weapon to kill everyone except his friends and their slaves.

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coolhandcuke 11 points ago +11 / -0

Probably wants a shark tank with sharks with fricking laser beams.

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TRforAmerica 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh great, he'll be a 'philanthropist' now, like Gates.

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Quato 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great. And Bond is a black woman now.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fear what the Bond girls will be from now on.........

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DZP1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lex Luthor sends his regards, and asks if Jeff has any spare Kryptonite.

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Hokage_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

FInally someone else here to thinks he's bascially Lex Luthor.

He just needs to get semi tan/buff and a power suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSly5c7qry8

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the tipoff was when his alternative choice of name for Amazon was 'Lexcorp'.

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Frickin laser beams

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

He straight up looks like Dr. Evil.

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya know, news is really suiting them

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AntsCamera 4 points ago +4 / -0

That man looks like a penis.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, he destroyed Whole Foods, which I once loved......before he got his grubby paws all over it. Yes, I said it. And the whole Amazon Web Services thing......just hang this guy already. Let's not talk about how he cheated on his wife. You might say that Trump cheated also, but his wives didn't build up his wealth with him the way that Bezos' wife did.

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

A shorter version of Mini Me.

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Brulz_Lulz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all seem to be auditioning for the role of Hank Scorpio.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon could be Hank Scorpio, the other two don't have the charisma.

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BidenTouch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm, well "Dr. No" is taken ...what about:

  • Q-ball

  • Major Fraudenstein

  • Half-pint

  • Bronzefinger

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defiant_liberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the reason amazon sold out was because they were blackmailing him over something, so he finally just decided to step down.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy AF!

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MR__K 1 point ago +1 / -0

he looks like a bond villain

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hackinthebox 1 point ago +1 / -0

What bothers me is that Bee stopped being satire a while ago ???

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like he should spend more time trying to get the AIDS out of his ass.

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Scrub_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wants in on GME....needs quick liquidity

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Baldbooby.

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MAGAvenger45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Helped steal the election. Then shut down platforms for conservatives.
His work is done.
DELETE AMAZON.

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GarnetDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dr. Evil needs someone to help him understand the concept of money inflation... looks like he's found the guy for the job.