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nairebis 89 points ago +89 / -0

[Gun held to head] "We at Newsmax agree that the election results are 100% legal as certified by the Gestapo legal government of the United States. [sweats] We disavow any questioning of our Dear Leader." Edit: You know what would be hilarious: if anytime Biden or Harris is in public, people do a Nazi salute and yell, "HEIL BIDEN!" or "HEIL HARRIS!"

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LoobintheToobin 21 points ago +21 / -0

Out in public hahahaha you’re cute

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KickingPugilist 13 points ago +13 / -0

Follow them in Klan Robes and ask him to tell you stories of urban jungles and Robert Byrd.

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dixieleeanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except they'd prob eat that shit up I wouldn't give them the pleasure

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yudsfpbc 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been saluting mein Fuhrer, herr Inslee of Washington State for some time. Got banned from Facebook for sharing my enthusiasm for him.

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allidoiswin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone please use the airplane 2 Russian newscaster clip for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udk1B0iSCk