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ravishing_one 35 points ago +35 / -0

By his towels. They're fantastic. Huge and soft like a giant flaccid penis!

Pardon the last comment. Spending too much time on wallstreetbets.

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HockeyMom4Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

LMAO! Sold!

Mike Lindell should use this in his commercials!

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LarrySpadowski 14 points ago +15 / -1

Like giant flaccid penises? Then you'll love my towels!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey! This certainly would get everyone's attention! And it's memorable! :)

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LarrySpadowski 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

dang mom

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Magamom2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got the towels the other day. Love them! Have the pillows too.

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'd like them better if they were irradiated by a Made In USA warhead.

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Magastein143 11 points ago +11 / -0

Big Mike entered the chat

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Jack_NC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go home, Barack, you're drunk.