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HockeyMom4Trump 57 points ago +57 / -0

Time to order some Giza Dream Sheets!

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ravishing_one 35 points ago +35 / -0

By his towels. They're fantastic. Huge and soft like a giant flaccid penis!

Pardon the last comment. Spending too much time on wallstreetbets.

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HockeyMom4Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

LMAO! Sold!

Mike Lindell should use this in his commercials!

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LarrySpadowski 14 points ago +15 / -1

Like giant flaccid penises? Then you'll love my towels!