Dear diary... tonight I trolled the fuck out of those asshole Trump people on their website because of the pillows they are buying. They're buying fucking pillows!! Ha ha ha what a bunch of sad losers. And this one guy I trolled, I really zinged him by taking something he said and turning it back around on him. I'm so awesome. What a great night!

You might want to reevaluate your life, dude. I know it's a Tuesday, but there are definitely better things you could be doing with what little time you have left in free America.