Sportsball is a pretty good irreverent term, even tried it IRL to a few people asking me about the Stuporbowl.

I think we need to ruin sports for the woke athletes though:

Few ideas, Handegg for example is obviously concussion city. Also most sports prey disproportionately on people of color, are rife with #MeToo stories, etc. Let's introduce these athletes to the unforgiving woke mob and see how they like it.