"Vader, I liked you when you were younger but I have to tell you, you've soured on me, bigly. I mean, killing billions and billions using the Death Star? I don't think so. And alot of people have been saying that your son turned out a failure so I suppose the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I formed Space Force which will make the Empire look like a shithole, Vader. A shithole! Space is mine now, believe me. I have the best space fighters, the best equipment, the best weapons. And I'm not gonna leave a little grating for some rebels to fly into and ruin everything for everyone. Vader, you're fired.'
“Darth. the lie detector test proved you’re NOT the father!”
No Vader, YOU better pray I don't alter the deal!
"Vader, I liked you when you were younger but I have to tell you, you've soured on me, bigly. I mean, killing billions and billions using the Death Star? I don't think so. And alot of people have been saying that your son turned out a failure so I suppose the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I formed Space Force which will make the Empire look like a shithole, Vader. A shithole! Space is mine now, believe me. I have the best space fighters, the best equipment, the best weapons. And I'm not gonna leave a little grating for some rebels to fly into and ruin everything for everyone. Vader, you're fired.'
Where's the Death Star Darth?
You were Project Manager!!!
Chewy says you left an exhaust port unprotected...Is that true?
VADER: "How?" (Darth Vader choking sounds) GEOTUS: "You're fired!"
Did Nancy get her hair done again?
I hate Disney too, Darth!
I'll join the Jedi if you fire the mutt!
Psaki's not on my staff!
'No Sir, YOUR lack of faith in MAGA disturbs ME!'
"No, I'm YOUR father bitch!"
Where’s Kamalatoe?
I'm god emperor and you're fired!
All of your comments/captions are fantastic!
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