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posted ago by ExposeElites ago by ExposeElites +65 / -1

When you go into a store, DON'T wear a mask.

If someone tells to put on a mask, immediately jump to attention and yell "HEIL!" then do the Hitler salute and immediately put your mask on, then march off

We gotta start fucking with these people

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Mygymus 4 points ago +4 / -0

U live in a small town. No one asks.

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Mike0xquitelong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep in mind, many won't realize you're mocking them and may take your photo with the Hitler salute and cancel you later. Remember when they had a protest with Whitmer as the Fuhrer but misconstrued it as the protesters SUPPORTING Nazism? Liberals are stupid. remember.

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ExposeElites [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

ah shit I forget about the cameras.

shit... I'll have to think of a variation on this... lol

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ExposeElites [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao that is perfect! Dress like a Biden supporter... make it over the top. Genius!

Then shout "ALL HEIL PRESIDENT BIDEN!"

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Christ_Alone 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is genius I might do this IRL.

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IPFreely68 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ask really loudly "are you scared bro? omg are you really that scared? hahaha!" they always apologize and start yammering about it being an ordinance. LULZ

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NoCoupForYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy a surplus actual gas mask and wear it.

Let a Karen or Manager try to tell you that a cloth mask is superior to a carbon-filter NBC-certified gas mask.

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ExposeElites [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been thinking about buying a full hazmat suit and put a giant biohazard logo on it... or something that makes everyone want to leave the store. Like "DECONTAMINATION TEAM" or something

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a great one

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you_HO 1 point ago +1 / -0

In your best german accent just say "Papers! Let me see ya papers!"

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RememberKosciuszko 9 points ago +9 / -0

Go suck your wife boyfriends dick so we don't have to listen to your bullshit

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ExposeElites [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indefinitely huh?

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ExposeElites [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean the CHINESE Virus?

You know the CHINESE Virus is only ONE out of who knows how many that are out there.

If we're going to overreact this badly for one virus, then this shit will never end... which is exactly what the Nazi Democrats want.

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jomten 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you believe that masks work then you dont.

Go back to work. If you have aids/diabetes I still dont care. Its a cold moron.