A leftist today was going on about how the right-wing is crazy and dangerous because they think Jewish laser beams started the forest fires in the USA. I haven't been keeping up to date in my politics. Sounds a little bazaar but I suspect this isn't actually the truth? Perhaps something to do with Israeli Satellites, Space Force and Chinese Experimental Weapons that are all true but then merged into something? I dunno... Can someone enlighten me?
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Never heard the jew angle. I thought it was caused by bad leftist policies letting the brush/woods run wild like their pits and vagine plus some lunatic Antifa hand lighting them.
Lol
Google California camp fires melted engine blocks. Something is fucky about engine blocks melting while the tires are still fine.
As for the Jews, I've never heard that angle. Sounds like 4chan. Your friend is a conspiracy theorist. Only it's the wrong conspiracy. China working with california is the more likely culprit.
The Australian fires happening to follow the proposed high speed rail track is interesting as well.
The Australian fires followed no track. They burned in big blob shapes. They were caused by Greenies deciding it was a good idea to let years of brush accumulate instead of having annual burnoffs.
No space lasers, Jewish or otherwise, are needed to explain Australia. It was 100% inevitable in a country where its normal for all the bush to burn every few years.
In fact it NEEDS to burn for many species seed pods to become viable.
The leftist was my dad. He's glued onto mainstream news. Doesn't browse 4chan, ever. If it's on Apple News or CNN he's seen it. He gets easily caught up in mainstream news concoctions. He's convinced Trump told everyone to drink bleach still and refuses to see that any differently.
If he's telling me about Jewish laser beams, a mainstream news source ran the story.
Democracy Now (NPR Syndicated) was talking about this earlier today.
The Australian fires, like the ones in CA, WA, and OR this year, were mostly started by climate-activists and leftwing-activists.
I think the Jews might be working with the CCP and hedging their bets. Not sure about lasers tho.
OPs dad actually shitposts on /pol/ unbeknownst to OP.
No idea what that dude is talking about to be honest. Everyone knows they were caused by fire breathing lizard people fighting the mole people who dared come up from their holes.
What role do you see The Greys having played in the Lizard-Mole conflicts of 2020?
I believe they tried to use the corpses of the lizard people to attempt to blend in with us. Resulting in the current situation in the White House. I saw it in the interactive documentary, X-COM 2.
Wow, that's excellent and thorough analysis! I will now integrate it into my worldview without questioning it further.
I'm glad I can help. You can call me RAnon.
One member of congress mentioned rumors about people seeing lights before the California fires in a tweet before she was elected. She referenced a company (Solaria?) Working on a similar project for solar energy.
Wait, this is really it? An insinuation from a retweet that perhaps the forest fires were caused by reflections from solar panels? Still not getting the Jewish angle. Is Solaria Jewish owned?
This is really where the left is getting Jewish laser beams and the right is supposed to be the crazy party?
Yes, I think Solaria has Israeli funding or Jewish founders or some such. It's really a weak case your friend has.
Could be sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.
anyone else wants to see this memed?
Sec of Defense Esper recently announced on TV that Russia and China both have weaponized Directed energy weapon (DEW) satellites. Israel Definitely has them too. Israel is the only country in the world with the balls to attack America kinetically. The forest fires of recent past demonstrated some very strange anomalies that could be adequately explained using DEW tech. As well as numerous other events including 9/11.
Your leftist buddy is spouting media talking points, which come from the CIA. They constantly fabricate stories in an effort to convince the viewer to align their own reality with that of the programming. Our news is completely fake, literally, designed and operated to disseminate propaganda and shape public narrative. They work at the behest of the CIA who works at the behest of the Satanic Cult run by the royal European bloodlines.
I dont have the link, but i saw a map of forest fires that fit the plans of some type of infrastructure. I think it was for highspeed railways or something like that. But it fit perfectly in comparisom. So some were saying it was caused intentionally to easily build from lasers orbiting the earth. I think Marjorie Taylor Greene brought it up.
It's related to the whole directed energy weapon (DEW) category of conspiracy theories which typically align with Geoengineering, UN Agenda 21, and HAARP in my experience. All of those are part of a set of conspiracy theories that address human population management through biological and natural disasters, manipulation of population density, internment camps, and government suppression of the necessary technologies to accomplish these things.
An example of the kind of imagery that is typically associated with these conspiracy theories is the following.
As you said, there are almost certainly real components to these conspiracy theories. The whole thing being true is something I find hard to believe. What I do believe is that the global elite class operates almost entirely without a conscience.
I saw a couple conspiracy-style posts around that time blaming laser beams. Nothing about jewish laser beams, lol. Almost nobody took the laser-beam thing seriously, especially when there was lots of evidence of arson.
In reality, those fires were in large part arson. Some percentage of those fires were started by BLM/Antifa typoes, and a few more were started by climate activists.
Found the article OP.
Holy shit, thanks lol!!!
Those lasers you're referring to are dew or direct energy weapons and are a very real thing. There is something to those fires not being organic. There is a ton of information on the fires not acting in a normal manner when compared to normal forest fires.
As far as the Jewish angle comes into play I imagine your friend is referring to the fact that the high level Jewish people around the world pretty much run the banks, media and education.... they also have the largest lobbyist foundation in DC and have been pushing for the downfall of Western society through their lobbying power i.e. open boarders, abortion, blm and antifa.... the list goes on
They want an Jewish ethno state "Israel" but don't want ethno states for any other race because they believe they are a superior race and the Goyim only exist to serve them. Furthermore they believe they need to destroy the white race through abortion and intermarriage because if the white race knew they were behind most of Western society's problems then the white race would kick them out or worse.
All this being said I have no fucking idea if this is actually what the Jewish people in power actually want or if they are in fact responsible for a lot of the things many believe they are but this is what I have been told and what I've read for myself.
I can't say one way or the other but I can say Mr. Soros himself is and has been pushing an awful lot of the horrible policies we see today and has funded many politicians, judge's and other government officials responsible for well even the current situation we find ourselves in today with our election being stolen and why everyday God fearing Patriots are being viewed as domestic terrorists and the actual domestic terrorist are given a free pass no matter how much death and destruction they cause.
Lastly agenda 21/2030 are very real agendas and there is information out there supporting the fact that those fires are part of a larger plan. I'm not sure if it has to do with the high-speed rail they've been wanting to put in or something else but when the fires happened I read somewhere that those people were not going to be able to rebuild in that area so...
Glaser and Beim are kinda Jewish sounding last names....
I got nothing.