A leftist today was going on about how the right-wing is crazy and dangerous because they think Jewish laser beams started the forest fires in the USA. I haven't been keeping up to date in my politics. Sounds a little bazaar but I suspect this isn't actually the truth? Perhaps something to do with Israeli Satellites, Space Force and Chinese Experimental Weapons that are all true but then merged into something? I dunno... Can someone enlighten me?
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Google California camp fires melted engine blocks. Something is fucky about engine blocks melting while the tires are still fine.
As for the Jews, I've never heard that angle. Sounds like 4chan. Your friend is a conspiracy theorist. Only it's the wrong conspiracy. China working with california is the more likely culprit.
The Australian fires happening to follow the proposed high speed rail track is interesting as well.
The Australian fires followed no track. They burned in big blob shapes. They were caused by Greenies deciding it was a good idea to let years of brush accumulate instead of having annual burnoffs.
No space lasers, Jewish or otherwise, are needed to explain Australia. It was 100% inevitable in a country where its normal for all the bush to burn every few years.
In fact it NEEDS to burn for many species seed pods to become viable.
The leftist was my dad. He's glued onto mainstream news. Doesn't browse 4chan, ever. If it's on Apple News or CNN he's seen it. He gets easily caught up in mainstream news concoctions. He's convinced Trump told everyone to drink bleach still and refuses to see that any differently.
If he's telling me about Jewish laser beams, a mainstream news source ran the story.
Democracy Now (NPR Syndicated) was talking about this earlier today.
The Australian fires, like the ones in CA, WA, and OR this year, were mostly started by climate-activists and leftwing-activists.
I think the Jews might be working with the CCP and hedging their bets. Not sure about lasers tho.
OPs dad actually shitposts on /pol/ unbeknownst to OP.