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posted ago by UnemployedMarx ago by UnemployedMarx +12 / -1

A leftist today was going on about how the right-wing is crazy and dangerous because they think Jewish laser beams started the forest fires in the USA. I haven't been keeping up to date in my politics. Sounds a little bazaar but I suspect this isn't actually the truth? Perhaps something to do with Israeli Satellites, Space Force and Chinese Experimental Weapons that are all true but then merged into something? I dunno... Can someone enlighten me?

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Hardcouer 4 points ago +5 / -1

The Australian fires followed no track. They burned in big blob shapes. They were caused by Greenies deciding it was a good idea to let years of brush accumulate instead of having annual burnoffs.

No space lasers, Jewish or otherwise, are needed to explain Australia. It was 100% inevitable in a country where its normal for all the bush to burn every few years.

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loverat 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fact it NEEDS to burn for many species seed pods to become viable.