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LaptopfromHELL 10 points ago +10 / -0

Equal opportunity act. you can decline to answer

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swimminginthoughts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I asked if I could decline when doing a loan one time and was told yes, but I have to guess what I think you are when you leave. My response was "you can guess, but I'm telling you right now that I've never been to caucasia."

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McPickle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Never check "white" on those forms. I usually check "other" even though I am tall, blonde, blue-eyed Nordic stock. Sometimes I check black. I've never been asked about it except for once at the DMV. And the old black lady at the counter wasn't having any of it when I said I identify as black.please don't make me have to do the extra paperwork. I had to process only five damn trannies the first fifteen years here. This last year? Over 500. And i got to fill out extra forms. Please don't make me fill out more forms." So I didn't push.

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aconcernedtroll 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm half black but I look white. They wouldn't let me put black on my DL 😂

They did say that if I ever got pulled over it would make things more difficult.

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kazimiera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I live in a black Neighborhood,but I'm what the old people call Passable. My neighbors couldn't care less if I was green with pink spots. I'm " family" after 25 years . It's only the government that demands people be sorted and labeled.

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sacrebleu 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot the opening quotation mark before "please".

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sir_rockness [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck is white anyway... do I look like a fucking ghost or something?

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

So the government can find you and kill you.

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GeorgeBaily 7 points ago +7 / -0

The federal government requires employers to report on race, gender, etc... They use that information to determine if a business is discriminating against certain people/groups. Basically the feds will shake a business down if they aren’t hiring the “right” people. Jesse Jackson used the same technique in the 70’s and 80’s to force businesses to hire minority black people, otherwise he would brand them as a racist organization. IMO it’s illegal, but the feds can do whatever they want.

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meetmeattheboarder 4 points ago +4 / -0

How it works. I worked in the air cargo industry and the EEO went to one of our competitors and spoke to the owner. He said our records show you should have 6 POC working for you. How many do you have? So the owner calls personnel on speaker phone and asks, how many POC do we have employed? The reply was 7. He says fire one. Turns to the EEO agent and says, any other questions?

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B1ueCo11ar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gold

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meetmeattheboarder 1 point ago +1 / -0

That boss was the boss back in the 80's.

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B1ueCo11ar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhh the 80s, pre aids mid coke.

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yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

The feds need to know.

I used to put "refuse to answer" but now I am proud to be white. Discriminate against me, I dare you!

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splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Racial quotas and money. Pretty much like everything else in the government.

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FISHEAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION KRAPP

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Cause they're racist.

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sacrebleu 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you can't beat the system, join them. Identify as the rarest minority ethnicity, so that your employer is forced to hire you and can never fire you, unless he wants to be known as waycist on Twitter or something.

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are a protected class your employer gets brownie points.

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HanginChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

They kept asking me when I was applying for a mortgage. I asked why do they need to know.

"Oh it's just the government wants to know"

"Oh, well lets just skip over every question the government wants to know"

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I had the exact same conversation.

Lenders literally cannot give you money without answering those questions. Its the dumbest shit ever.

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SgtSaltSpreader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Affirmative Black-tion my friend.

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outlaw -1 points ago +2 / -3

I would ask.... why, are you racist?