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kommiekrusher 42 points ago +43 / -1

It’d have to be a skyscraper

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Dennislearsysbastard 24 points ago +24 / -0

With a golf course around it. I want Trump land!

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thh.gif.

We've got the yugest coasters, folks. Nobody's seen anything like it. We've got souvenirs like you wouldn't believe. Water pools for the kids with two of the yugest chutes. As for the pooIguards, we only hire the best. Good people on both sIides. They ask me if it's safe wholesome fun for anybody of any age. I say yes, but then I look at Joe..... I don't know about him.....

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

IMAGINE THE GIFT SHOP 💸💸💸💸💸

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Dennislearsysbastard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Two packs of peach mints!

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will go crazy there.

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Best4Business 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want them to put the Trump Library right next to Maralago.

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yukondave 6 points ago +6 / -0

UUUGE, and filled with declassified docs and Freedom of Information docs that roll in every day showing how the CIA, FBI, DOJ all were actively messing with elections and spying on a sitting president.

Maybe the library should be run by Judicial Watch as well.

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Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

With TRUMP spelled out in thirty foot tell letters. That are also on fire.

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uhm. I don't think the South has a good history with burning t's. You might end up attracting too many Democrats. And they won't be wearing Giza sheets.

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CandyBarr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only 2 scoops allowed to be bought at the snack bar

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, it'd just have to be extremely fancy. (You seen the inside of some of his buildings?😏)

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Ophelia 28 points ago +28 / -0

I bet it comes out under budget and he donates the rest to MAGA.

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Drinkup4 26 points ago +26 / -0

I hope there is a Hillary was never president wing, showing all of her crazy election was stolen moments.

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AussieTrumpFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even better would be a "Legitimate Democratic President" wing. You walk through the door from the main library and it's just an empty field staked out for future construction. Maybe a couple of abandoned items of construction equipment and a perimeter fence that barely works.

It's nothing like the brochure described.

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kommiekrusher 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lol

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chelthing 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Thank you for visiting the Trump Library of Truth! Come back soon- the best is yet to come!"

YMCA begins playing

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VinceFoster101 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Hall of Memes will be epic

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GreatestPresidentEvr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't Stump The Trump will be immortalized!

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Bonami 16 points ago +16 / -0

This may be one of the many reasons they want to impeach him, they may say he cant have a Presidential library because he was impeached.

I think it needs to be more than a library, it needs to be a tribute to history, those statues they are taking down should be placed there, possibly an area that would be a traditionally fair ground maybe celebrating particular states and their accomplishments.

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justanotherSCpatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Word is AG Barr is gonna work the chicken fryer in the commissary.

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BidensHairyLega 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will it have a massage parlor like the Clinton Library ?

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Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

In this timeline I have no idea whether you are joking or not.

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Kiras 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope!

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zaku 1 point ago +1 / -0

in the KFC commissary.

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Leatherwood 11 points ago +12 / -1

I ALWAYS LIKED THE IDEA OF HIM TAKING THE UN BUILDING IN NYC AS HIS PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY. THAT IS, AFTER HE THROWS THE UN THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY.

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TakenusernameA 6 points ago +6 / -0

*planet

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

YEET

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womp_squared 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only time in my life I would not only go to a Presidential library but be fucking stoked about it.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

First Presidential Library to have regular tailgate parties!

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kornesque 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good start. I'll offer my idea, a walking tour of all his sick Presidential Twitter burns. You walk along a dim tunnel and various screenshots fade in, narrated by Mr. President himself. As soon as it end, a superimposed shit-eating-grin-Trump fades in over the screenshot along with the blunt/shades dropping down and "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" soundtrack. The place would need it's own police force just for traffic control due to the AZ car rally tier lines.

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WindyCityBluez 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wait, didn't the federal government pay for Barry's 2 billion dollar bs library?

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PlanTruster 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, Presidential libraries are self funded

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TrumpThoseLibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should fill it with all of the evidence of election fraud

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The5thEstate 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump Presidential Library & Resort.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could always re-establish Trump Casino in Atlantic City.

There could be the hall of Democratic Finance (Slot machines), where they only guarantee a payout of $1,000 once you give them all your money and livelihood (*Guarantee not applicable for US citizens).

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Juzeza 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone tell me more about presidential libraries? What are they exactly? Just a regular library named after the President or do they hold a different purpose than a traditional library?

ty

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ElkStatue 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are usually part museum of the President/administration, and part research library. Most visitors likely ignore the actual "library" part.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my past life I was a graphic designer of history museums. BRB GETTING MY RESUME IN ORDER!

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MrJethro 3 points ago +3 / -0

need a Bender meme: "Fuck them. We'll build our own Trump Library with blackjack and ALL of the newly declassified evidence of DS corruption"

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It will be the tallest building, maybe ever, in the world, ever, I don't know we are gonna see, big things happening right now I can tell you, big things"

-DJT (probably)

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly why the DS is trying to prevent a library, and another reason they are trying to do an impeachment without witnesses.

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guten_morgen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be all about election fraud, fake news, and the deep state.

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump land might be real?

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Kiras 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be at Mar-a-Lago. I mean it only makes sense.

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LexiconDevil402 2 points ago +2 / -0

It should double as a golf course. You get to play 18 holes while learning about the greatest president of our lifetime.

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cctw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Documenting the fall of America

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Greenhills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, we know it’s one place the teachers union won’t visit while kids are stuck in virtual school.

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BananaWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's a presidential library

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Kiras 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every president has a library made in their honor. It basically is a museum of sorts with rulings, letters, orders and overall history of that president made public.

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halfstep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take the seed money from G.O.P, probably 300 mill from stop the steal they aren't using....

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wherever it is will be the place to be.

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flyover_deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 billion/80 million equals $25 each. I cover 4 of you assholes.

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Kelemor88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shaped as a hand with the middle finger extended pointing towards Washington DC

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17pat76 2 points ago +2 / -0

My man doin it big. Gonna be the hottest ticket in the country when it opens

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I vote we crowd fund the purchase of Greenland and make it the President Trump Presidential Library. It's the only real estate large enough to fit all the evidence of fraud.

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw someone else beat me to it.

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Antemalagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Screw florida, build it in a granite mountain like NORAD so he's legacy lives on forever!!

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Best4Business 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donate $1,000 and you get to have your name put on one of the bricks and you get to choose one RINO and one Liberal to send a flaming bag of dog shit to!

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EddieFelson8 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about a hologram of the debate when he tells crooked she'd be in jail.

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