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KuzoKevin 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Ethically non-monogamous open relationship."

What the fuck is even that?

The beard just makes him look like a pussy from the 80's.

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit.

Yep Harvard Marxism took every ounce of testosterone right out.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harvard Marxism took every ounce of testosterone right out.

Bold of you to assume he had any testosterone going in.

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The69thBrokage 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a cuck with extra steps.

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Blaze_Bless 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a fancy pants way of admitting to being a punk-bitch cuck

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tentigers99 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have no problem with his obvious gayness. It's the gayness of his bio that makes me want to shove glass in my eye

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

currently have a beard

Is he referring to his facial hair or his "girlfriend"?

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gogueofreeee 6 points ago +6 / -0

pretty sure that CNN crisis actor is like 30 and was born with a vagina.

Look at them arms.

Fuckin airbrushed adams apple. Imagine being the guy who air brushes on the adams apple into crisis actor head shot photos.

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The69thBrokage 5 points ago +5 / -0

When memes become reality.

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Trumpdidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only because he wanted them to bang him next......Those FBI families, they sure are a funny type.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 3 points ago +3 / -0

they might as well have just put his picture in the dictionary under cuck and then ss the dictionary for his profile

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lefty295 3 points ago +3 / -0

Luckily he won't be more than a plant dad in all likelihood.

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loooooof 2 points ago +2 / -0

David's boyfriend banged his girlfriend's girlfriend.

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LindaSarsourCunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaa! Can't satisfy his own gf but he can fight the NRA? I'm guessing that the fight he po uts up against the NRA is weaker than the way he handles that pussy.

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empiretc 2 points ago +2 / -0

still a fag.

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Ed_Ward 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he probably thinks he's changing the world and will be President one day.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait this is actually true! !!?! Hahahaha

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somehow I doubt he's 6'1"...