“Unless they are already dead from choking on their vomit, in which case they should continue to wear the mask until it’s time to vote in the next election” -the next sentence, probably
on the bright side, i'm going to lose a lot of weight.
on the down side, my dentist is going to think i'm bulimic.
on the equality side, janitorial and housekeeping staff tends to be females and/or minorities... they're going to be cleaning up my white guy vomit in a lot of public places.
“Persons who are vomiting should remove the mask until vomiting ceases,” the order states.
“Unless they are already dead from choking on their vomit, in which case they should continue to wear the mask until it’s time to vote in the next election” -the next sentence, probably
"Even if you have just died, you are at risk of contracting the Chyna virus."
Or no mask at all as that is the most singularly terrifying thing to the average American. 🤡🌎
That’s the loophole:
NPC: Xir, you must wear a mask.
Me: Terribly sorry, I am currently vomiting!
If they don’t believe it...show them!
on the bright side, i'm going to lose a lot of weight.
on the down side, my dentist is going to think i'm bulimic.
on the equality side, janitorial and housekeeping staff tends to be females and/or minorities... they're going to be cleaning up my white guy vomit in a lot of public places.