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complythis 207 points ago +211 / -4

wut took u so long

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DonJr2032 160 points ago +160 / -0

Sorry, I'm late to the party guys. Just had to bail my child out of jail. He was on his way home from elementary school and he took off his mask for a second, then BOOM!!! The CDC & FBI raided the bus and arrested him for violating federal law. It wasn't just him though, few other kids also got busted.

/s

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complythis 69 points ago +69 / -0

what a time to be alive, eh comrade?

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SupremeDearLeader2 56 points ago +56 / -0

I've been explaining to my kids how in the 80's people weren't as racist and sexist as they are now , crazy times ahead , hell the dems may even take us back to their beloved segregated dorms and graduations oh wait......

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Shroudedf8 39 points ago +39 / -0

I do the same with my daughter. 80s and at least the early 90s, no one (vast majority) gave a shit. It really was more 'content of character'. There's definitely been a concerted effort to create division. I don't think it just organically evolved into the bullshit we have today. I would put money on the internet and especially social media as being influencial tools.

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garnrob 9 points ago +9 / -0

to clarify, he took off is "second" mask, or took 1 mask off for a "second" I am no lawyer, but you may have a bigger issue, since he was not wearing the requisite double mask.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not triple?

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Sirbigusdickus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does the /s mean serious?

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DonJr2032 7 points ago +7 / -0

It means sarcasm, as in I'm joking, although according to this article, this scenario is a very real possibility and not sarcastic.

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TheDoughyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

means it's a sarcastic post.

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rossiFan 0 points ago +3 / -3

It means /(shitshow)

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

no

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rossiFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations on getting your kid the required anal swab now.

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rangoon03 4 points ago +4 / -0

What, the ATF didn't show up too? /s

one day we won't need the '/s' sadly..

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Pro-Freedom-CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone else thinking this might be a gateway to 'increasing security' thus enabling the feds to push us further into a surveillance nation?

Example: All these people wearing masks makes it hard to track criminals and keep people safe so we need high tech cameras everywhere that can see through cloth/masks.

Maybe I'm crazy, but I think back to the Oneplus IR camera that could see through cloth and other certain materials, which China didn't seem to like.

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igolfohio 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can identify you with a mask on with cameras. There's technology that exists that identifies you by how you walk. Everyone has a unique gait.

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ConsrvspkgNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I have always been here. I have been fighting this tyranny since last March. I have consistently told people to fight because never before has a government stolen liberties and given them back.