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Change-maker22 32 points ago +32 / -0

Knock knock at 1 am in the morning. Hello, we are here to inform you to be sure you're wearing a mask while you are sleeping. We'll be checking at random times via technology to make sure you are in compliance with the federal government laws and regulations of code blah blah blah. Enjoy your evening.

From the article :

The CDC also specifies that individuals do not have to wear a mask if unconscious “for reasons other than sleeping,

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peterstrzoked 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hahahaha.

It’s funny because in reality at 1am they aren’t there to talk, only to kick in doors/windows and shoot you in your sleep

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FuckPlebbit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Goddamn even fucking China doesn't do that shit.

How the hell have we come to this.

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ShadowyMrBlank 13 points ago +13 / -0

Leftists are completely out of control and power drunk. If we don't do something soon, we might as well ship ourselves to the labor camps.

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FuckPlebbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think legitimate secessionist movements will pop up before large scale violence honestly.

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TrumpAndGodWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're actually going to have flying Alexa style drones in people's homes.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, when I'm sleeping happens to be the only time that I wear a mask (CPAP).