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slimcoat 22 points ago +22 / -0

The order also permits those who are “experiencing difficulty breathing or shortness of breath or are feeling winded” to remove the mask “temporarily until able to resume normal breathing with the mask.”

How generous.

How about... fuck you, illegitimate government.

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Wrexxis780 7 points ago +7 / -0

Suddenly, most of the country is experiencing shortness of breath 24/7

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Finally, an out for me.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Persons who are vomiting should remove the mask until vomiting ceases,” the order states.

YA THINK?!!!