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peterstrzoked 28 points ago +28 / -0

“Unless they are already dead from choking on their vomit, in which case they should continue to wear the mask until it’s time to vote in the next election” -the next sentence, probably

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Space_Force 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Even if you have just died, you are at risk of contracting the Chyna virus."

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Space_Force 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or no mask at all as that is the most singularly terrifying thing to the average American. 🤡🌎