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Skogin 14 points ago +14 / -0

That’s the loophole:

NPC: Xir, you must wear a mask.

Me: Terribly sorry, I am currently vomiting!

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 11 points ago +11 / -0

If they don’t believe it...show them!

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they-see-me-trollin 5 points ago +5 / -0

on the bright side, i'm going to lose a lot of weight.

on the down side, my dentist is going to think i'm bulimic.

on the equality side, janitorial and housekeeping staff tends to be females and/or minorities... they're going to be cleaning up my white guy vomit in a lot of public places.