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ConsrvspkgNJ 607 points ago +611 / -4

Fuck you and your tyrannical bullshit. I no longer consent

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complythis 207 points ago +211 / -4

wut took u so long

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DonJr2032 160 points ago +160 / -0

Sorry, I'm late to the party guys. Just had to bail my child out of jail. He was on his way home from elementary school and he took off his mask for a second, then BOOM!!! The CDC & FBI raided the bus and arrested him for violating federal law. It wasn't just him though, few other kids also got busted.

/s

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garnrob 9 points ago +9 / -0

to clarify, he took off is "second" mask, or took 1 mask off for a "second" I am no lawyer, but you may have a bigger issue, since he was not wearing the requisite double mask.