Dude, that's an incredible story! You're my new favorite person right now.
I was like everything I touch will get my disease or already have disease on it. I remember the day when I pushed the button for the crosswalk light and thinking this is dangerous being so sterile. Touched that button and wiped it all over my face!
This is really screwing with tons of people. We are going to have so many germaphobes.
That's what the elites want though.
Maybe Purell is behind this whole thing! Maybe this is all a ploy to steal the election and sell more hand sanitizer.
This is awesome! I love it.
Wow. This made you LESS crazy. Good on you. I still feel ashamed for taking it as seriously as I did. (Which was never a lot.)
Dude, that's an incredible story! You're my new favorite person right now. I was like everything I touch will get my disease or already have disease on it. I remember the day when I pushed the button for the crosswalk light and thinking this is dangerous being so sterile. Touched that button and wiped it all over my face!