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posted ago by Undying ago by Undying +109 / -0

If they can impeach Donald Trump, a private citizen, then they can impeach me. I don't even like peaches that much!

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LookFatty 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love peaches...

Peach mint not so much.

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Vindalou 5 points ago +5 / -0

You'll eat 'em and you'll love 'em

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=uV14jq2n-jg

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TheOutlawPepeWales 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could eat an impeachment all night.

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NukeTheNarrative 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love peaches. I'm hoping for millions of peaches. Peaches for me.

In all honesty.

Nature corrects. The distance of things swing in one direction is based on how far it started on the other side. The further things are pushed left the further it will eventually swing right.

This is scary, as I'd prefer a much more moderate location on the metronome of society.

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KlunniClowns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Peachments come in a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuzzy peaches

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MrSir 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fuzz is good for your eyelashes!

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Nice_n_tangy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You will peach mints and you will like it.

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even a Peach Mint for you Undying?

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Undying [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean I'll take peach flavored frozen yogurt.

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top Kek!

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RPOZ28 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was this monkey eating peanuts one day. After he cracked them open, he would stick them in his butt. A man was watching and asked why he did that. The monkey's owner said that he ate a whole peach once and had a hell of a time passing the seed, so he "test fits" everything before eating it now.

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