2767 Good news for Hunter: The CDC specifies that individuals do not have to wear a mask if unconscious “for reasons other than sleeping,” or if they are “incapacitated, unable to be awakened, (i.maga.host) posted 71 days ago by BallsackPaneer 71 days ago by BallsackPaneer +2768 / -1 66 comments share 66 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (66) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 34 ▼ – KnobGoblin 34 points 71 days ago +34 / -0 So that means if I fall asleep on the plane and it slips down I don’t have to be treated like a fucking terrorist? permalink save report block reply ▲ 51 ▼ – bangbus 51 points 71 days ago +51 / -0 “Reasons other than sleeping...” if you fall asleep and it falls down that would be an act of bioterrorism. Sorry, but rules are rules. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – VonBustacap 20 points 71 days ago +20 / -0 No, that means you will be treated like a terrorist for falling asleep. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – bubadmt 19 points 71 days ago +19 / -0 Well, no. You're white, so you're automatically a terrorist. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – BallsackPaneer [S] 16 points 71 days ago +16 / -0 Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane. If you're asleep you must be drunk If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – MyDogCompletesMe 14 points 71 days ago +14 / -0 So, plan of attack: Board plane, immediately begin drinking alcohol (approved no-mask) Continue drinking until vomiting (approved no-mask) After vomiting, pass out (this is not sleep) Awaken from non-sleep unconsciousness and disembark. Not a Terrorist!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – BallsackPaneer [S] 9 points 71 days ago +9 / -0 Plan approved! Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines) permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Averon 3 points 71 days ago +3 / -0 Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – mattroomsq 1 point 71 days ago +1 / -0 Or under anesthesia. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – endthefed11 1 point 71 days ago +1 / -0 A sufficient quantity of ketamine could qualify as anesthesia. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – AlcoholicRetard 3 points 71 days ago +3 / -0 Nope. “For reasons other than sleeping” permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DefaultZero 2 points 71 days ago +2 / -0 If you plan on "sleeping" on a plane, the only option I see is for someone to hit you over the head and cause a blackout. Then you can safely remove your mask. permalink parent save report block reply
So that means if I fall asleep on the plane and it slips down I don’t have to be treated like a fucking terrorist?
“Reasons other than sleeping...” if you fall asleep and it falls down that would be an act of bioterrorism. Sorry, but rules are rules.
No, that means you will be treated like a terrorist for falling asleep.
Well, no. You're white, so you're automatically a terrorist.
Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane.
If you're asleep you must be drunk
If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation
If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy.
So, plan of attack:
Not a Terrorist!!
Plan approved!
Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines)
Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport.
Or under anesthesia.
A sufficient quantity of ketamine could qualify as anesthesia.
Nope. “For reasons other than sleeping”
If you plan on "sleeping" on a plane, the only option I see is for someone to hit you over the head and cause a blackout.
Then you can safely remove your mask.