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KnobGoblin 34 points ago +34 / -0

So that means if I fall asleep on the plane and it slips down I don’t have to be treated like a fucking terrorist?

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bangbus 51 points ago +51 / -0

“Reasons other than sleeping...” if you fall asleep and it falls down that would be an act of bioterrorism. Sorry, but rules are rules.

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VonBustacap 20 points ago +20 / -0

No, that means you will be treated like a terrorist for falling asleep.

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bubadmt 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well, no. You're white, so you're automatically a terrorist.

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BallsackPaneer [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane.

  1. If you're asleep you must be drunk

  2. If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation

  3. If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy.

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MyDogCompletesMe 14 points ago +14 / -0

So, plan of attack:

  1. Board plane, immediately begin drinking alcohol (approved no-mask)
  2. Continue drinking until vomiting (approved no-mask)
  3. After vomiting, pass out (this is not sleep)
  4. Awaken from non-sleep unconsciousness and disembark.

Not a Terrorist!!

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BallsackPaneer [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plan approved!

Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines)

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport.

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mattroomsq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or under anesthesia.

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

A sufficient quantity of ketamine could qualify as anesthesia.

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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. “For reasons other than sleeping”

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DefaultZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you plan on "sleeping" on a plane, the only option I see is for someone to hit you over the head and cause a blackout.

Then you can safely remove your mask.