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BallsackPaneer [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane.

  1. If you're asleep you must be drunk

  2. If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation

  3. If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy.

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MyDogCompletesMe 14 points ago +14 / -0

So, plan of attack:

  1. Board plane, immediately begin drinking alcohol (approved no-mask)
  2. Continue drinking until vomiting (approved no-mask)
  3. After vomiting, pass out (this is not sleep)
  4. Awaken from non-sleep unconsciousness and disembark.

Not a Terrorist!!

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BallsackPaneer [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plan approved!

Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines)

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport.

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Yaemz123 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to.

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Yaemz123 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to.

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mattroomsq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or under anesthesia.

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

A sufficient quantity of ketamine could qualify as anesthesia.