2767 Good news for Hunter: The CDC specifies that individuals do not have to wear a mask if unconscious “for reasons other than sleeping,” or if they are “incapacitated, unable to be awakened, (i.maga.host) posted 70 days ago by BallsackPaneer 70 days ago by BallsackPaneer +2768 / -1 66 comments share 66 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (66) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 16 ▼ – BallsackPaneer [S] 16 points 70 days ago +16 / -0 Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane. If you're asleep you must be drunk If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy. permalink save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – MyDogCompletesMe 14 points 70 days ago +14 / -0 So, plan of attack: Board plane, immediately begin drinking alcohol (approved no-mask) Continue drinking until vomiting (approved no-mask) After vomiting, pass out (this is not sleep) Awaken from non-sleep unconsciousness and disembark. Not a Terrorist!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – BallsackPaneer [S] 9 points 70 days ago +9 / -0 Plan approved! Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines) permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Averon 3 points 70 days ago +3 / -0 Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Yaemz123 1 point 70 days ago +1 / -0 No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Yaemz123 1 point 70 days ago +1 / -0 No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – mattroomsq 1 point 70 days ago +1 / -0 Or under anesthesia. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – endthefed11 1 point 70 days ago +1 / -0 A sufficient quantity of ketamine could qualify as anesthesia. permalink save report block reply
Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane.
If you're asleep you must be drunk
If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation
If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy.
So, plan of attack:
Not a Terrorist!!
Plan approved!
Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines)
Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport.
No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to.
No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to.
Or under anesthesia.
A sufficient quantity of ketamine could qualify as anesthesia.