2767 Good news for Hunter: The CDC specifies that individuals do not have to wear a mask if unconscious “for reasons other than sleeping,” or if they are “incapacitated, unable to be awakened, (i.maga.host) posted 70 days ago by BallsackPaneer 70 days ago by BallsackPaneer +2768 / -1 66 comments share 66 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (66) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 34 ▼ – KnobGoblin 34 points 70 days ago +34 / -0 So that means if I fall asleep on the plane and it slips down I don’t have to be treated like a fucking terrorist? permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – BallsackPaneer [S] 16 points 70 days ago +16 / -0 Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane. If you're asleep you must be drunk If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – mattroomsq 1 point 70 days ago +1 / -0 Or under anesthesia. permalink parent save report block reply
So that means if I fall asleep on the plane and it slips down I don’t have to be treated like a fucking terrorist?
Sorry, but it only applies if you're passed out drunk on the plane.
If you're asleep you must be drunk
If you sober up while sleeping you're in violation
If you're at the Biden country club you must consume enough quaaludes to achieve cerebral palsy.
Or under anesthesia.