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MyDogCompletesMe 14 points ago +14 / -0

So, plan of attack:

  1. Board plane, immediately begin drinking alcohol (approved no-mask)
  2. Continue drinking until vomiting (approved no-mask)
  3. After vomiting, pass out (this is not sleep)
  4. Awaken from non-sleep unconsciousness and disembark.

Not a Terrorist!!

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BallsackPaneer [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plan approved!

Please test plan in our Staging environment (Greyhound bus) before moving it to Production. (Cucked Airlines)

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just remember, if the plan fails, be prepared for federal prison time for being maskless on public transport.

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Yaemz123 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to.

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Yaemz123 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just trust the plan... hehe sorry, had to.