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posted ago by YodaBannon ago by YodaBannon +953 / -0

I was at the grocery store, some lady that works there was having a conversation with a co-worker, I had to get sorta close to her to grab something, she noticed me, I could hear her get nervous as her breathing changed and she quickly walked away. I was at the gym and I had to walk near someone to put something back, she got super scared and hurried off. My nephew sneezed near a woman, she screamed and ran away. I hate our globalist media. What a dumb fucking time this is.

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Trumpticusprime 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some skinny soy boy about 25 was standing in the aisle of the supermarket, pretty much blocking it as he was browsing ladies sanitary napkins (probably) as I walked towards him, he jumped about 6 feet arms flailing "2 METRES, 2 METRES" he yelled.

His chances of dying from a COVID related death increased to its highest level in that moment. Let me tell you.