AOC SMOLLET doubles-down after "her integrity is questioned". Says intruders left a rope noose tied to her door...
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The second I heard her tell the story I knew it was a lie. Just like those people who tweet about their two year old saying "I hate Donald Trump" it's so easy to tell when someone is saying something purely for attention
"I taught my child to hate! Isn't it great? Worship me!"
Makes me pretty sick. Hopefully my kids won't know anything about biden till he is some dead dude in a history book they'll be learning about in high-school.
Which will either be taught in a cave with candlelight, or on the moon. The cave is looking more likely.
OAC was born in a manger, prove me wrong.
Well she is part donkey 🐴 so it's "mostly true".
You know, they say that about you.
So, does that make her a sterile mule?
😂😂😂😂😂
She shouldnt breed at all, the kid would be as stupid as her.
I think that's called "Tragedy of the Commons", right?
that's about enough literacy out of you! back to the gulag!
Yeah, those r/thathappened posts from "proud mothers" claiming their illegitimate two-year-olds go on massive orange man bad screeds, are hilarious. Lefturds aren't believable at all and not just because they're pathological liars but because they have zero imagination and creativity.
The best are always ended with: "And everyone stood up and clapped".
Einstein was there
$100% true.
Proud neurotic single mothers with BPD, God's gift to society.
Remember she said people were roaming around, she was behind the door and hear somebody "where is she". This woman is delusional.
and she was wiping away tears and sucking up snot, only to laugh 10 seconds later.
Kabuki..... that’s all she is.
Beats Bukkake theatre. Or, maybe it doesn't. I don't know with these words any more. I need our "completely legitimate overlords" to finish redefining them so that I may use the correct word.
LOL she also allegedly conned some staffer to trade their sneakers for her high heels in case she had to leg it.
Not delusional, calculating.
Nothing beats the Ruthkanda tweet. Although that one was so on the nose that I have to believe it was a troll job.
Ruthkanda?
rbg forever
Look how well I brainwashed my child!
The Drumpf supporters showed up with pipe bombs and bleach in the middle of the night yelling "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
This should be a movie 😂
AOCQANON
LGBTQanon?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well played
That too
Send in the FBI
I'd say to AOC, "Liar, Liar pants on fire" but then she'd be on instagram talking about how a Trump supporter tried to set her on fire.
No. You see, that already happened when someone ordered a Flaming Sambucca. The sexual assault was someone ordering a Cocksucker Cowboy.
And the attempt on her life was someone ordering an Irish Carbomb. At least it wasn't an Irish bar she worked at, or that one really might have been deadly. Either that or ordering a Black and Tan.
"AOC belongs to intelligence, she's off limits."
Posh digs. The cushy life of a Democrat criminal.
.. and this is the dumb bitch new yorkers actually elected to serve as their congresswoman.
NYC is fucked.
<Dominion/Smartmatic enters chat >
Beat me to it!
"Need someone to be elected in NY?"
Nobody votes there. If there’s 500k in her district, 20k vote.
That’s why Pelosi said even a glass of water could have won her seat.
This is where they planned ahead and won. Actually a thing to learn from
Seems to be a good match for their Mayor and Governor Though.
So... She lays on the floor, with the rope around her neck, then waits for someone to open the door and strangle her?
And hat whole story she tells about the "insurrection" is so funny. It sounds like a child away from mommy for the first time who's never considered what was not right in front of her. She has no idea what to do in a crisis and reacts in some irrational ways that even our caveman ancestors were too smart for. And it was all over nothing. It's like me hearing a fire cracker and jumping into my nuclear bunker (hell I don't know what fire crackers are why would I know about that colonialist shit). But oh no I forgot my phone. Ok now back in the bunker. Oh shit, I'm gong to have to brush my teeth at some point better go get that. Back in the bunker. OMG I was literally this close to dying the whole time!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA my God their entire identity revolves around being the victims of some hoax.
Crisis actors in Congress
always has been...
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Jussie Ocascio-Gaytez?
Excellent graffiti work! Clean and straight to the point
Good design is taking things away, not adding them. /s Thanks!
Damn you had me really fired up until I noticed the shit post tag, good form ole chap. Good form I say.
It's only those fucking retards who are always thinking about nooses. That's how you know it's made up 100% of the time. NO ONE on our side is ever thinking of that shit because we're not retarded.
I just want to know what type of footlong Subway she was carrying when assaulted.
My guess is that it was Buffalo Chicken.
Intruders? Her office was blocks away, and nobody entered it as part of the action on the Capital.
She's even dumber than I thought, and I thought she was really fucking dumb.
It's like in the early days of the air war in Iraq (first time, I believe). Any time some muppet loosed an RPG or any sort of firework in an upward direction, everyone in the stack would call SAFIRE (Surface to Air Missile Fire), so they could get a pretty little medal for having been shot at. Of course, each report counted as a separate incident...
Eventually, the brass got sick of handing out too many of them, so changed the rules for defining "being shot at" for aircrew, and the number of SAFIRE reports almost disappeared overnight.
She had a garage pull string at the office? Better send in the 'DNC'-BI
I still think AOC is controlled opposition. She damages the D's more with her antics than anything she does to those that oppose her.
Unlikely, look at Joe and all the racist things he's said over his career, his bumbling idiocy, and they made him president. They held auditions and got AOC, and that was the BEST they could do. That problem with the left is they are all foaming-at-the-mouth rampaging idiots who do nothing but "damage" themselves, but they never are held accountable. They all have a laundry list of BS attached to their names, but they don't care because they are all untouchables. It probably works to their puppet masters favor as some sort of blackmail to hold over each of them.
She is a fauxgressive to rein the progressives into the neoliberal fold.
Yeah all the mini Stalin’s look up to her though.
14 foot ceilings no less...she lives in a mansion....go figure...
"Those blompftards threw a saddle at me! Thats horseist!"
"AOCOCASIOSMOLET" Is trending on the Twitter.
Good work, boys. Don't let her live these lies down.
Art imitates life, or life imitates art? /s
Art IRRITATES life.
Bubba Occasio Smolliete
It was a garage pull that identified as a doorknob
By now she should know the difference between a noose and a halter.
But usually when the halter is hanging on the stall door, it means the horse is in the stall... maybe she was there after all?
Isn't that one of those training leads they use in dog kennels to rapidly control and move dogs around?
Willlllllllllburrrrrrrr.......
143 episodes about a talking horse...
She’s such an attention whore. And regular whore.
I just flat out do not believe her. She is lying again, and everyone knows it.
Where do these liberals get the noose idea? If that really happened why is she saving that tidbit until now?
"rape" noose
527 FBI agents were dispatched immediately for this vital investigation.
Awww watching her dig her own grave is very enjoyable.
Did she pedal her bicycle to work that day as well?
Anyone else see an optical illusion with the red on the bottom left and right looking like carpet?
She's a hired actress afterall...get people to her side, push a narrative, affect change, "disrupt" etc Her IG Live performance may as well been like some lame one act play
AOC=absolutely offensively crazy...she is a RADICAL RACIST headcase drama queen with a hell of a past from Westchester county...not only as a bartender in a dive bar but rumor has it she use to like to dance topless and throw in a lap dance.....after hours of course...there are some vids on you tube type in her name...
It was probably left there by the Trump supporter disguised as a capital police officer.
She is the biggest egotistical liar, her and Cuomo the clown would make great cell mates! Lock her up too!
Is there a form of political speech more time-honored than threatening to hang wayward politicians?
Can’t wait to hear Scott Adams take up for her.
That retard still is convinced she has godlike powers of persuasion and knows how to articulate ideas at genius levels.
The guy is some kind of stupid that I just have never come across before until hearing him.
Self-delusion is a top quality for a psycho.
All ropes are nooses.
All fingers are guns.
One is for your neck,
The other, for your bum.
Hey, you started it.
Fweeedom
Cwy Fweedom? Is that going to be the Ebonics movie of the month?
Looks like a standard door pull.
This is horse country!
Pretty sure that's a garage pull, Bubba. The FBI will investigate. Meanwhile, Sandy Smollet can do round track laps with that trap of hers.
That woulda been publi fuckin cized immediately if true