And hat whole story she tells about the "insurrection" is so funny. It sounds like a child away from mommy for the first time who's never considered what was not right in front of her. She has no idea what to do in a crisis and reacts in some irrational ways that even our caveman ancestors were too smart for. And it was all over nothing. It's like me hearing a fire cracker and jumping into my nuclear bunker (hell I don't know what fire crackers are why would I know about that colonialist shit). But oh no I forgot my phone. Ok now back in the bunker. Oh shit, I'm gong to have to brush my teeth at some point better go get that. Back in the bunker. OMG I was literally this close to dying the whole time!!!