I was standing next to a coworker when the VP walked up. With his assistant.
Assistant said we should have a little dots on the floor so we can keep distance.
And I said seriously it’s been a year and nobody here follows that.
And the VP pipes in, Well, I’m always trying to follow the 6 foot distance!
To which I responded
Dude you took me out to lunch two weeks ago and we sat for 45 minutes unmasked 2 feet away from each other with two other coworkers… And his assistant says all herpyderpy
Oh, it got even worse yesterday.
I was standing next to a coworker when the VP walked up. With his assistant.
Assistant said we should have a little dots on the floor so we can keep distance. And I said seriously it’s been a year and nobody here follows that.
And the VP pipes in, Well, I’m always trying to follow the 6 foot distance!
To which I responded
Dude you took me out to lunch two weeks ago and we sat for 45 minutes unmasked 2 feet away from each other with two other coworkers… And his assistant says all herpyderpy
well restaurants have healthy filtration systems…
Fuck me in the brain