Well, pedes, I got the skinny on the attack. Ted Cruz apparently swabbed AOC's asshole in the bathroom and nicked a hemorrhoid. If not for the efforts of some unnamed hero, AOC would have literally, almost certainly, perhaps even possibly, bled out and died.
Well, pedes, I got the skinny on the attack. Ted Cruz apparently swabbed AOC's asshole in the bathroom and nicked a hemorrhoid. If not for the efforts of some unnamed hero, AOC would have literally, almost certainly, perhaps even possibly, bled out and died.
Ded by anal hemorrhaging... what a shitty way to go... ba-dum-tshh