The year is 2099 and Corona virus variant 41 (Covid-41) is rampant across the globe. The political challenger to eternal Emperor of earth Yang, Nikolas Musk III, begins a populist movement with a mere 2% approval rating among citizens of the Chinese territory of America. Crowds of unvaccinated citizens without masks started gathering as members of the terrorist group the American party showed up with sticks and stones and starting pelting helpless officers who fired back at them with state-approved bean bag Gatling guns and taser nets. After a mere 4 hours of declaring his intent to run against the Emperor violent protests broke out injuring and killing 2 precious lives. Using the bodies of his own slain as a podium he stands on their fresh bodies declaring they are not violent even though we know they are. The inexperienced fool defiantly declares he will win this election despite the Emperor having won more than 20 consecutive elections, having never lost. For more than 60 years the Emperor has ruled over this great land even after 40 difficult years of famine where more than 200 million perished. Despite that we remain strong and proud in the fact that our United Earth Federation has saved the world from certain destruction at the hands of carbon terrorists. The events of 2040 are not forgotten, what little sunlight was left on earth by Bill Gates' sun blocking strategy was maliciously robbed by environmental terrorists seeking an opportunity to spread death far and wide. These atrocities will not be forgotten as we increase the number of concentration camps for members of the terrorist Patriot party organization who nearly won 3 elections early into the Emperor's reign.
As per tradition the two candidates wage their lives on their win, the winner lives and loser dies. Young Nikolas Musk believes he will win, despite the penalty of death for losing against the Emperor he pursues his futile contest. Our Emperor courageously accepts the disrespectful youngster's challenge, vowing to accept defeat if it were possible to occur. Mass protests erupt once again just like they did the last election. Somehow this young leader manages to compete with the Emperor's 90% approval rating. On election night the two are neck in neck as Nikolas overtakes the Emperor by a miraculous 80% margin. Confidently, the Emperor declares; "by next week I will be the victor". The people become terrified as young Nikolas inches toward a 90% margin over the Emperor when suddenly his lead dwindles by the minute. By the next day the two are tied in a deadlocked 50% tie for nearly a full day. As the world mourns this atrocity, the Emperor declares that the election will be respected no matter who wins. The next day the Emperor's lead launches him to a 60% margin of victory after election equipment malfunctions and hackers attempt to rig the election, most likely in favor of young Nikolas. Without proof Nikolas declares the Emperor cheated, a despicable act worthy of death. Though nearly defeating the Emperor, young Nikolas fails and is sentenced to death for treason against the Emperor. The world is one again saved from the clutches of the violent Americans by our fine Emperor, a feat which we have gladly not witnessed since the foul founder of the Patriot party in 2024. Despite this arrogant challenge, the Emperor wisely consoles the world with words of wisdom; "Do not hate them, rather pity them, for the government will deliver justice on your behalf, do not dirty your hands". The United Federation of continents urges citizens to report supporters of the Patriot party anonymously for re-education camp enrollment. We urge citizens not to mass murder them as they have recently many times. It is preferable they die in education camps than to rob them of their only chance at freedom and the truth they could never see. The Great Emperor despises violence and would never tolerate the sight of violent supporters with blood on their hands.
Kudos Fren.🤠