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mumbohnumbah5 292 points ago +293 / -1

You mean a 13yr old with fetal alcohol syndrome isn't coming up with her own speeches?!

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labajada 136 points ago +136 / -0

"My cat likes cat food." - Greta Wiggum Thumburg

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CahalTheMad 88 points ago +88 / -0

I believe Ralph actually said, "my cat's breath smells like cat food."

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RalphWiggum 45 points ago +45 / -0

Can confirm

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Kpstyles 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dying tickles!

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Starxteel 8 points ago +8 / -0

You mean she is retarded?! Father must be a soy latte fan

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Ponysoldierpatriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

You can’t say ā€œretardedā€ anymore, its not P.C. The new term is ā€œmentally gayā€.

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Starxteel 13 points ago +13 / -0

mental faggotry, got it

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mkline 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I retarded my ignition, it was too far advanced." Retarded isn't exclusive for retards!

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AngelMark 5 points ago +5 / -0

šŸ˜†

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Litterboxer1 2 points ago +4 / -2

Cat food breath is the best breath

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Puppy breath aficionados disagree

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."

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crash7863 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol. I still quote that today.

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TheJustin 22 points ago +22 / -0

I eated the purple berries...

... Tastes like BURNING!

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momspaghetti 3 points ago +4 / -1

That tasted purple!

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ChikfilaFan 67 points ago +67 / -0

She's 18 now.

Crowder mentioned it recently since he can now mock her.

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leakmouth 37 points ago +37 / -0

But mentally she is 4. How dare you?!

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RuleoVicus 25 points ago +26 / -1

I cannot accept she's not 14, 16 at most. There's no way she is 18. Does she have some genetic disorder to appear undeveloped? Like an opposite progeria shit?

And no one yet has explained her British accent, yet we're told she's Swedish native...

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 33 points ago +33 / -0

Fetal alcohol syndrome. It's not actually a joke, she looks like a textbook version of it.

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Prussian_Pepe 29 points ago +29 / -0

She is mentally handicapped, but they purposefully put her in pigtails, and dressed her to make her appear younger so that she would have more sympathy points. It's all been smoke and mirrors, but what do you expect when her family are famous actors/pianist working for Soros to push NWO BS.

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loverat 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Nazi's used kids exactly the same way.

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KevO4444 5 points ago +5 / -0

The autists were spamming nazi propaganda at her until she broke.

The similarities were uncanny.

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TheMerleOfHaggard 7 points ago +7 / -0

One day she will try to stop Frodo from throwing the One Ring into Mount Doom.

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2820928 1 point ago +1 / -0

'They' are also pedophiles - just look at all this 'barely 18' porn... They got girls who look 14 years old ffs.

Greta is probably a victim, too. Don't forget that Biden showered with his daughter and 'made her feel turned on when she shouldn't have been' - satanists also use drugs like LSD to wipe their daughters memory after raping or using them in some ritual.

A sad fact of clownworld/NWO is that the abusers are often abused themselves - hence why Jesus said that if you lead one of these little ones astray you better go drown yourself in sorrow - for the punishment you'll get otherwise will be Very extreme. The deepest depths of the lake of fire are reserved for these types of people, and they deserve it.

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Jabblemonkey1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lots of Eurotrash tend to have British accents when they speak English.

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flair1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn't she autistic?

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NC_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

She supposedly has Asperger's Syndrome.

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renata_h 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do not insult me.

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gaijin_ronin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bitch needs to eat a steak sandwich.

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 1 point ago +3 / -2

She needs to get her ass in the kitchen and make it herself! And make one for the next man she sees.

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renata_h 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would not eat anything she prepares.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just gotta upload the code to the controller so she can function properly.

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JimCleveland 25 points ago +25 / -0

The funniest thing is that it probably wasn't the retarded unschooled teen but more likely her parents or agent. They outretarded her.

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CahalTheMad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Retards gonna 'tard. I don't expect anything less from them.

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dubler6 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fake news. The midget just turned 18.

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SisterCovfefe 33 points ago +33 / -0

"influencer"

perhaps paid

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OnlythisiPad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paid? Hmmm. I’d like to know how to get on these email lists.

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SisterCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

How to get paid to tweet

You usually need a certain number of followers and it depends in your personal brand or niche.

Despite social media striving for "authentic" interactions, much of it is fake as hell.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 80 points ago +80 / -0

Salute the marines...šŸ‘‚šŸ¼

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Lord_Kek 20 points ago +20 / -0

Dont forget to wipe... 🧻

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IAmDisappoint 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't shit the pants

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AlphaOmaga 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just sign it. šŸ’«

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So_Much_Happening 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good luck.

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Blndhairylegs 72 points ago +72 / -0

I get all my climate advice from melon heads.

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CahalTheMad 22 points ago +22 / -0

And guys who got a C- in basic science class, like Al "Inventor of the Internet" Gore.

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Trump2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

bill nye has entered the gay bar

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tchouk 2 points ago +2 / -0

My degree is bigger than Bill Nye's.

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neverreddit 54 points ago +54 / -0

Who sent them to her??

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 51 points ago +52 / -1

The World Economic Forum, most likely.

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jubyeonin 24 points ago +25 / -1

"What happens in Davos stays in Davos."

"OK, posting to Twitter."

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RedditIs4Retards 6 points ago +7 / -1

Her parents must be pedos who traffick her.

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Senaleb 9 points ago +10 / -1

Liz Cheney. After she gets BTFO'd tonight she's gonna need a new gig.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chy-nah

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Tallsie 29 points ago +29 / -0

So this is what the media’s talking point system looks like

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bigjoe1313 2 points ago +2 / -0

So this is what The Chinese Communist Party talking point system looks like

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DonJr24 12 points ago +12 / -0

Should have posted this instead of the picture.

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah, but people here whine like bitches if you post direct links to twitter.

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residue69 5 points ago +8 / -3

Fuck em. They should figure out how to redirect to nitter.net

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NC_patriot 26 points ago +26 / -0

She should date Dave Hogg.

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Wrexxis780 16 points ago +16 / -0

The kid would be a low IQ mess...

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

They would be super-activists. Climate change, hate the NRA, send people to protest everything...

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Prussian_Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's assuming they could actually conceive, pretty sure they are both missing enough chromosomes that it wouldn't actually produce a viable offspring. And again that's assuming they could even figure out how to do, you know, the thing!

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FinishTheBorderWall 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s so annoying, he would probably turn pro-gun within a few days to get rid of her.

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IAmDisappoint 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have a question - is the person writing her "statements" the same person that speaks into Biden's microphone?

Salute the marines

Badakathcare!

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!!!

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citypeople 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wouldn't it be great if she got sick of being used and just starting not playing along well?

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NobodyLikesSplatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet she cracks soon. The truth will come out. It always does.

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cjcivicx 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's a retard... there's nothing to crack.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think she’s probably on the autism spectrum but she’s being used. One day soon she’ll wake up.. and start ratting out everyone who exploited her. I’m not feeling sorry for her or excusing her in any way but it seems as though it happens a lot. Child stars usually implode. That’s all she is, pretty much.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's a leftist. Their brains are irreparable, their souls absent. They're nothing more than walking entropy machines.

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TheMerleOfHaggard 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get way less processing power from the simulation admins.

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Feddny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then she would become nothing

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2016TrumpMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

The protests in India are funded/coordinated by the Chicoms.

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Rune_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just saw a post a few below this one of Rihanna saying almost exactly the farming one. Guarantee they have all the celebs and politicians and activists on their payroll and send these to them all.

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HOLY_WARRIOR 11 points ago +11 / -0

Greta and Rhianna getting their orders from the same place? https://patriots.win/p/11SKQ7OWgR/ow-this-one-hurt--blue-check-ind/c/

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buco 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn, they robbed her childhood, now they are robbing her teen years.

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kamalashugebutthole 9 points ago +9 / -0

You are shitting me? That potato-brained little goblin isn't capable of forming her own thoughts? Shocker!

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k614 9 points ago +9 / -0

Leftists are nothing but frauds. Piece of trash frauds.

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elmerecido 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never go full Thunberg

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Titan93 7 points ago +7 / -0

Greta Boughtandpaidforburg

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Floppykek 7 points ago +7 / -0

What if it wasn't an accident? What if this is her slipping a red pill....

Lets see if she comes up missing soon?

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Feddny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, that's too much credit for this vapid parrot

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Emperorvoid 5 points ago +5 / -0

AHEM... Potato is going to Potato!

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is what liberals receive in their inbox every day.

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ObamakilledJoan 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a twat!

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xelalieNeilAlex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone who has that Google Doc link?

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

ā€œLINE!!ā€

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loric4882 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm shocked, I tell you

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Jappletime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats what you get when you have a kid doing your dirty work

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Prussian_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

As of Jan 3, she's 18. They just dress her up like one. But yea, mentally speaking a child, but so is like everyone else on the left so...

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Bucktooth34 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's signaling help.

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MsAnthropic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes this is funny, but it’s also something we should PAY ATTENTION to - these people are organised.

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DeplorableDC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Life is full of ups and downs Greta

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Billybobcuccio 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lol

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

A tool offering toolkits. Droll!

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ShittersFull 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dare you

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

NEVER go full retard! Oh, too late.

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Greenhills 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still don’t get this one. She’s like tea with milk in the US...not a thing.

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OnlythisiPad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey! I put milk in my tea...

But, yeah, her 15 minutes went fast. I remember the memes more than her.

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Harcerz 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't "her script". Activists commonly share scripts/templates like this to organize their social media pressure.

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political29 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some Indian activist is operating her social media. That's probably what led to this.

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Txiribiton 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all propaganda.

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ShambolicPaul 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not that surprising. She is an employee and a creation of a PR firm. This is public information. So it's no surprise really that they control her twitter account.

The surprising thing to me is that she controls her own twitter account. A lot of these fake people just hand over the account keys to the PR company. At least this is suggested content. That's about the best thing I can say about this really.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

For reference, here is the link to the B911 tweet.

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

CelebrityInfluentialPerson.exe has encountered an error...

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are marketing services that organize and write copy for company minions to subsequently share.

There is definitely some sort of automation indicated by the >> CLICK HERE TO TWEET << at the bottom of each suggestion.

Archived link: https://archive.is/Qmdh8

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

She went to school even less than LeBron James did.

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DonJr24 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got a link to verify this? A freaking picture is bullshit.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planning for Valentine’s Day, eh?

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Dreadnot 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least we know she isn't faking autism.

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Ayexern 1 point ago +1 / -0

She gives those with down syndrome a terrible name. Almost feel bad for her since those with autism are incredibly gullible. I know I'm a nerd for saying this but she reminds me of a Kenku. No original thought in her brain, or lack thereof. Can only repeat what she's told, like a parrot.

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cyberwar 1 point ago +2 / -1

Indians are very upset about her and the globalist media campaign against their country.

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trayvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE CLIMATE GOBLIN CAN'T THINK FOR HERSELF????

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political29 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does someone have that document? Wouldn't it be nice if somebody crashed that Zoom meeting?