AOC is panic texting social media CEOs, trying to get all of the posts about her Capitol hoax removed.
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This 😂
The Twatter Staff really enjoy that colon decanted kombucha from Dorsey's ass, almost as much as that coffee brewed from coffee beans eaten then shat by Tibetan Mountain Lions. Deliciouso!
Pretty sure Jack gets the cumbucha enema.
Tippy toppest of keks
Cucumbucha enema 🥒
Cucumbucha enema of the state
How you say in English, Cucumbucha?
*fermented
Don’t know what the combucha enema is lol.
But the Chinese just discovered an anal swab for covid.
Just leaving this here - incase any pede can be inspired for next Jack Dorsey chicom or otherwise meme.
Bazing!
I don't know... Zuck was pretty on point with the 10101000010010. That guy is Spicy when he's mad.
Beep boop. Greetings, fellow NPC. Your human cover has been critically damaged due to the following contradiction of parsing in your statement: "[Glorious Hivemaster] is [positive synonym]."
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Pede, I clicked on comments to type exactly this!
Lol
Semen enema.
Well I didn’t know Dorsey was in the navy. I’ll have to remember to thank him for his severs next time I see him. 🤔...that made me think of a meme I gotta make. I’ll circle back to this thread with it.
You just circle back, ok? 😁
The circle is complete. Here ya go..... https://media.patriots.win/post/Gss9yaQg.gif
Sewomen enema.
A women enema.
* enemowa
Your imagination is curious.
Isn't she a Senator from Arizona?
No I'm from AZ and we would be lucky to have AOC as a senator that's how fucked we are. Although the bisexual crazy Simema is still a step up from fuckface Flake tumor McCain and the biggest cunt of them all our gov douchbag Doucey.
So, you're saying that it's not just Phoenix that shouldn't exist and is a monument to man's arrogance?
I've lived places where I've dreaded voting at elections (the secure paper method), because there's been no viable choice for anything. All the options were self-aggrandizing douches who had a sociopath streak a mile long and even the idea of voting party first was abhorrent.
As they say, what goes up must come down.
I don't keep up with AOC, what did she do this time?
She accidentally admitted she wasn't even in the Capitol building when she was "almost killed by Trump supporters". She was a block away on another street, and not a single protestor was there.
This is as good as runner-up in the victim olympics. You gotta pump those numbers up!
Would Aoc qualify for the special olympics?
Arguing with her on social media is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win you’re still a retard.
So I can go on WSB then?
Get your wax snacks ready, buy the dip, and yeet those stonks to the moon. Hodl onto to your butt with the ape strength of your diamond hands; the Gs come fast on this rocket ride.
Was that one those, "I slept with a rando and now I regret it, so it's literally rape" type of assaults?
That's my guess.
Rando or AOC? :)
Same same?
No, it's one of those "I got raped too, bitch, how dare you steal all the attention" assaults.
she's taking Christine Blasey Ford lessons online and thought she'd flex her new skillz on instawhore, to her adoring tards.
Donkeys can't give consent would be my guess.
My guess would be that she got her ass grabbed once while bartending.
My guess is she caught someone maybe kinda possibly glance at her tits and it was literally rape.
Her tits are disproportionate. In a good way.
And obviously she was so afraid of this person that she ran and told everyone to watch out for them so they didn’t suffer the same fate.
(Lol, no, she didnent)
Notice how she said that almost immediately as this crap started, like a deflection seed she planted for future harvest
LOL just like how liberal men come out as gay or bi when they get caught in a lie or scandal. As if that makes it ok...
Of course, thanks to leftists, that term is so broad as to be useless.
She's a fucking Fraud on every level. She won a contest to have some PAC push her as a candidate. Zero grassroots support, total packaged politician.
I’m sorry, is a craigslist posting considered a contest now?
That would describe the ENTIRE Democrat party!
Frauds from the front to the back!
most of the GOP can be placed into that basket given how they happily pander to the Dems.
Absolutely agree!
So tired of voting REP, just to see them cuck out to the DEM agenda EVERY TIME!!!!
THAT'S WHY I LOVE PRES DJT!
HE ACTUALLY FIGHTS THE DEMS!
AOC is just another face of global capitalism, ironically.
It was literally an acting audition she won. #We'reDoomed
Woah, source? this would be a big redpill for a friend.
https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/02/03/321029-n321029
https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/video-shows-ocasio-cortez-actress-auditioned-congresswoman-dem-group
That was excellent, perfectly distills all I've wanted to say about her.
Here's a twitter link showing a map that proves she was no where near the riot.
https://twitter.com/kr3at/status/1357079569023524865?s=20
Thanks
What about the fucktard Congresswoman that corroborated her fake bulshit story?
First i've heard of it, is there a link to it that I can put in my collection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU
breaks down everything about her and her rise in the dnc
She was in her office in the house office building A block away from the capital and thought she was going to die because a white capital police officer came in the office to attempt to presumably figure out where all the elected officials were and make sure they were safe.
That is FUCKING disgusting. Chauvinist patriarch fuckers! I bet that white cop was a FUCKING cis male too, eh?
BLM
He had a fucking GUN too with BULLETS. HE COULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL. RACISTLY!
A literal rape nazi. I'm literally shaking. Literally.
Ok everyone you can bang bang the _____, but please stay within the velvet ropes
She also talked shit about the cop who helped her.
AOC can’t even pull of a hoax correctly, at least jussie and bubba’s hoaxes took a week or two to be revealed as fakes. It’s there anything AOC isn’t terrible at?
Looking like a horse.
She is SUPER good at that, as much as I hate to give her credit for anything
I'm as superficial...ok, I'm more superficial than the next guy because I'm usually willing to give her a pass simply because she has great boobage. But her lame story, her Little Theater method acting, and her shoe-horning an obvious "I'm a survivor" BS Blasey Ford story into her Razzie Award winning "I was going to die!" Victim Cinema is a red line that cannot be crossed and requires a major circle back.
KEK
She is also a superstar at unforced errors like this.
More like an ass.
notice how when she tells any story she sounds like a 9 year old trying to pull a fast one on the folks...this must be the transparency Biden refers too in his worthless speeches.
I must say the Zuckerberg response is killer.lol
Mark ZuckerBorg.
Resistance is problematic
Wait til there are 100 more just like her.
I wouldn’t mind taking AOCbot unit #87 home with me to tinker with.
That late in the production run, most of the manufacturing kinks would be worked out. Unlike the first dozen or so where there was that annoying bug that resulted in the reboot loop issue. Or the hair falling out problems seen in early revision C units.
I know a buddy with a firmware hack and he’s got his AOCbot pledging allegiance to the flag every morning. He is working on a makeHamSandwich script and seems optimistic on unlocking the sex drive algorithm sometime later this year.
The stuff the maker space folks are doing with the 3D printed teeth mods are also promising. Looks way better than the OEM trim level.
So there is definitely some potential there for custom programming and overriding the default socialistOS settings. In fact I think AOCbot is one of the better bang for the buck options in the human clone marketplace.
yo could you share the gcode files for AOCbot? asking for a friend that's really into tinkering
Oh of course there are millions of AOC's out there, but there are only 541 seats in Congress
AOC is not an American, she is an AINO (American in name only)
Started after the Civil War. Got especially bad when the Federal Reserve came about. Got terrible when immigration laws became more lax.
Let’s not forget about how proud and loud about keeping business out of its’ district
How many phones does a person need? Is it a burner and “hey I’m a person like everyone difference”?
She needs to talk to Killary about setting up a personal cell tower in her bathroom.
I guess it’s a personal phone and then a government issued phone for official business.
They should get that "Reality Czar" on the issue. Fuck these Ministry of Truth cunts.
So no one's going to translate that binary?
"All Your Baseless Accusations Are Belong To Us."
Bet a coal miner could translate it
Pretty sure it's just random but you never know with the Zucc.
Translates roughly to UU�� P��V
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If she had a bike, she and David Hogg would ride back to the Capitol and videotape the insurrection...for reals
Can somebody give me an update with AOC Smollet?
She was in her office a block away in the capital office building, which was all but forgotten about by any protesters that day, and got triggered when a white capital police officer came in to the office to attempt to locate and check on all the what did officials, and since he was white she assumed she was going to murder her or something like that.
She's a retard.
But she's hot and hip and thats all that matters /s
Let me finish my Subway first.
I see the “All Out Cunt” is back at it. What a great role model for our daughters.
😂🤣😭
Just like David Hogg.
You guys are so damn funny lmao
top shelf meme there
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If you hold your phone flat, you can see an Image! Maybe if you cross your eyes...
Actually, all of your 011's line up perfectly in the center!
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What does the binary say?
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n o t h i n g , i t ' s j u s t j i b b e r i s h
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Robot Zuckerberg texting back in binary. I'm dead. You win the meme award for brilliance.
Need to photoshop a Subway sandwich in where that drink is.
This lady is the epitomy of stupid. She used to talk so fucking fast I don't think she knew what was spilling out of her cum dumpster mouth. I think she drafted up big words in an effort to appease college kids of the same low IQ. Unfortunately, it worked. Which speaks volumes as to the state of the education system.
Now after being sexually assaulted by a boogeyman in a closet, she speaks a little more clearly to her short list of dumbass followers on socialist media.
Im guessing her jaw is sore.
But I thought the jaws of snakes are detached from the skull?
haha you give this bitch too much credit. She rarely goes off of the script that's been written for her
By refusing to name and by refusing to prosecute her attacker (under penalty of perjury) she becomes part of the crime and an accessory to all future crimes committed by her alleged attacker.
lmfao at Zuck the Cucks response. The only more fitting one would be lizard tongue slaps around.
AOC is a Dominion-pet. She never got actually elected.
AOC just reads a script that she is handed everyday. It took her a week to text about the "life-threatening event." She didn’t have the mental fortitude to put together the fact that she was not in the Capitol building at the time of the riot. AOC starts canceling her social media posts only after she is called out by the media.
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( close, this is what you mean, I guess):
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The t was intentional. I see lots of people spell it periodt. Idk, guess it's to add emphasis to the word.
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( ^^^ Not a Chicom in the dark there )
I have hated this dumb cunt since she first opened that cock holster of hers.
hahahhahahhahahha god damnit we have the best meme warriors dont' we
WE HAVE SO MANY AOC POSTS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THIS SITE THAT IT REALLY MAKES ME WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON. MAYBE REBRANDING TO AOC.LOSE?
She will later use this as evidence that she was sexually assaulted by Dorsey and Zuckerberg.
I’m convinced Mark Zuckerberg is actually an android sent from the future.
SHE IS SUCH A PATHETIC RACIST WANNA BE DRAMA QUEEN...SEXUAL ASSUALT CLAIMS, HANGING WITH NOOSE BY HER TITS CLAIMS, SHE REALLY NEEDS A PET DONKEY TO LISTEN TO HER TALES OF WOK....
And while we're watching the sideshow they're going to pass a bunch of stimulus pork.
000011100010001110001111!!
Okay the Cuckerberg binary was the fjnishing touch for me, well done pede, take my updoot
Dude you need a shotpost tag, can't tell if its satire or not
kick this cunt out of Congress
Hilarious. Very useful meme format
010100111000110101...
Zucker speak for.. Fucking priceless
I can't believe Zucc is speaking in binary. That's so transphobic!
The Zuckerberg one also says he's getting a kombucha enema.
Its the binary code from lizard boy for me 😂
Kombucha is poison .... poison !!!!!
I needed this laugh. Top kek!
Ghosts of the past.
The binary from Zuck the cuck is hilarious.