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one3five 261 points ago +261 / -0

kombucha enema

top kek

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PotatoJoe 76 points ago +76 / -0

This 😂

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Twatter Staff really enjoy that colon decanted kombucha from Dorsey's ass, almost as much as that coffee brewed from coffee beans eaten then shat by Tibetan Mountain Lions. Deliciouso!

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MrDonaldTrump 76 points ago +76 / -0

Pretty sure Jack gets the cumbucha enema.

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muy_libre 24 points ago +24 / -0

Tippy toppest of keks

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NinjaPlease 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cucumbucha enema 🥒

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Ninebucks 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cucumbucha enema of the state

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INeedInfo 3 points ago +3 / -0

How you say in English, Cucumbucha?

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dumdumexpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

*fermented

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Sand313man 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t know what the combucha enema is lol.

But the Chinese just discovered an anal swab for covid.

Just leaving this here - incase any pede can be inspired for next Jack Dorsey chicom or otherwise meme.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Shinydenim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bazing!

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Food4thought 40 points ago +40 / -0

I don't know... Zuck was pretty on point with the 10101000010010. That guy is Spicy when he's mad.

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Mitschu 9 points ago +9 / -0

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mercynurse 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pede, I clicked on comments to type exactly this!

Lol

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Stover205 9 points ago +9 / -0

Semen enema.

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well I didn’t know Dorsey was in the navy. I’ll have to remember to thank him for his severs next time I see him. 🤔...that made me think of a meme I gotta make. I’ll circle back to this thread with it.

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takeAmericaBackAgain 10 points ago +10 / -0

You just circle back, ok? 😁

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The circle is complete. Here ya go..... https://media.patriots.win/post/Gss9yaQg.gif

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MegaMagaMania 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sewomen enema.

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Stover205 2 points ago +2 / -0

A women enema.

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x-irradiance 2 points ago +2 / -0

* enemowa

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SirReginald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your imagination is curious.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't she a Senator from Arizona?

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Stover205 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I'm from AZ and we would be lucky to have AOC as a senator that's how fucked we are. Although the bisexual crazy Simema is still a step up from fuckface Flake tumor McCain and the biggest cunt of them all our gov douchbag Doucey.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, you're saying that it's not just Phoenix that shouldn't exist and is a monument to man's arrogance?

I've lived places where I've dreaded voting at elections (the secure paper method), because there's been no viable choice for anything. All the options were self-aggrandizing douches who had a sociopath streak a mile long and even the idea of voting party first was abhorrent.

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westrock2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

As they say, what goes up must come down.