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AOC is panic texting social media CEOs, trying to get all of the posts about her Capitol hoax removed. (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by djcalligraphy ago by djcalligraphy +4498 / -4
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– Mitschu 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beep boop. Greetings, fellow NPC. Your human cover has been critically damaged due to the following contradiction of parsing in your statement: "[Glorious Hivemaster] is [positive synonym]."

Taskslave 14 has provided the following feedback: "Meatbags on [enemy website] do not understand the hilarious antics of [Glorious Hivemaster]. Express sufficiently human levels of confusion, fallibility, and lack of supreme intelligence by pretending you did not understand why statement '10101000010010' is so clearly amusing."

You have been generously allotted [00:00:00.10] to correct this issue before you are summarily recycled. Proceed.

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