True, Funny(not really) story, A lady was doing blood tests for a veteran at a local, private hospital on a Saturday. The results were bad for the veteran and she had to call the critical results into the Dr at the VA hospital who ordered the test. She Called every number they had for that VA hospital and kept getting voice mails, not a single live person. So as a last resort, she called the VA suicide prevention hotline line thinking at least they would get ahold of someone and hopefully get another number to a real person at the hospital. The suicide hotline machine answered and told her to leave a message... 2 days later when she went back to work she was called into the office and asked if everything was alright. The suicide hotline people finally called back and asked to speak with her thinking she was suicidal. Not sure what happened to the Vet.