Waiting for them to beg me for money, then cancelling those greedy bitches.

When I became eligible to register, I went to the Libertarian party. When it became clear they would never amount to shit, I pulled my hat out and went Independent. I do not get the funny little Democrat text messages nor do I get Libertarian ones, but HOLY SHIT do the Republicans blow up my mailbox/phone/email.

The past few weeks have been a blast telling them to get fucked everywhere.