There was this one guy. Got in a car wreck. They gave him 2 pints of blood. Had to have been Jew blood because when he woke up, he had the urge to eat bagels and do taxes.
Now he has a wristband with his blood type. O+ non-Jew.
True story. If you go to the Hospital, you can request one. /s
Are there Jews under your bed right now?
Oh shit! Check the closet! I think I just saw a comically drawn caricature of a large nose there! It's probably a Jew!
For being in charge of everything they sure do whatever the fuck China says.
There was this one guy. Got in a car wreck. They gave him 2 pints of blood. Had to have been Jew blood because when he woke up, he had the urge to eat bagels and do taxes.
Now he has a wristband with his blood type. O+ non-Jew.
True story. If you go to the Hospital, you can request one. /s