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steelywebb 30 points ago +30 / -0

I mean modern problems require modern solutions.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's definitely a sign of the times.

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Magalomania 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would have preferred he made them all take their masks off and apologize for being smooth brained sheep.

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starsabove 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thats hilarious.

Looked up the Twitter thread, and its full of covidiots posting 'Just Wear It' images and hoping the man gets sodomized in prison.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Throw a couple of those pies in there too. The good ones. No screwung around.

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Tenspot20 8 points ago +8 / -0

What was the SKIN COLOR of every single individual in a 3 mile radius of this Chicken and Waffles Restaurant?

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean... you already know the answer.

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

+1 for a Handle of Truth!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm visually impaired tho, can you help me out? My ears work fine.

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Shwoogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's pretty funny actually. Don't get between a man and his syrup sweetened waffles and chicken, who knows what might happen?

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shoulda just served him

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bluebahloo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did he come back wearing a mask?

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Aeronomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should have let him pay. He tried.

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McPickle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like someone just announced they are running for Governor after Newcum is kicked the fuck out.

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snuggs316 2 points ago +2 / -0

grenell needs to, but cernovich is publicly musing that he's considering it. he's a democrat to his jockey shorts; flip-flopping intellectual thief. also, he's not a prez maga fan, so there's that. grenell would be awesome!

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CantHaveMyGat 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I can't believe I'm saying this...."

And I can't believe you think we give a fuck about your opinion. Just the facts please.

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we're trapped in Clown World we may as well laugh.

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, it's a pain to copy and paste from the title.

https://twitter.com/ABC7Veronica/status/1357186113635405824

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bluebahloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Using Twitter is literally death.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use the Privacy Redirect plugin to automatically send you to Nitter.net

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Corona 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't "thievery." It's someone with the balls to do what no one else will.

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Haitianbychoice360 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn't want to do it the easy way sooooooo.....

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MAGA_Skull 1 point ago +1 / -0

its totally legal if the armed robbery is for waffles & tendies

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AdamSmith1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

JFC - Chicken Joggers?!

Also - you know the race of the assailant because it says “a guy.” And not “a white guy.”

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

TFW people are masking up just to steal food. Biden's America!

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Bdnsnotmyprsdnt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man of honor!

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tiberseptim37 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus Christ, this story give me Falling Down vibes.

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theflabmaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS MAN HAD NO CHOICE! You can't just deny a man chicken and waffles!

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greatgonzochops 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good.