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RegularAmerican 65 points ago +74 / -9

Yep. Anytime china. I got a tape measure in metric even. Let's go.

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FinalDeliverance 93 points ago +98 / -5

Big dick competitions dont win world wars. You will be holding a tape measure while the little dicks destroy your God, Country, and Family.

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 23 points ago +26 / -3

Good. You can surrender now, I'll surrender after we've won. A little banter never broke the spirits of the troops.

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Gurren_Laggan 39 points ago +39 / -0

"Accidentally" drop a few pallets of magnum condoms labeled "USA average" over their camp.

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Rainman 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think we need to humiliate our enemies by fielding an Army of unarmed trannies so when we get our asses kicked we can say..

Oh big bad Chinese defeating a bunch of unarmed trannies, aren't you tough

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Deepthroht 15 points ago +16 / -1

Rise above this stupid penis size shit. This isn’t the 90s anymore we can’t afford to not take this kind of shit seriously.

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Former_Libtard -3 points ago +1 / -4

My penis rises above my belly button. It's just an average American piece. No big deal.

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Klown_Schwab 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah they're having demographic problems with a low birth rate just like the West.

Only Muslim and African countries have above replacement birthrates.

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BloodElfSupporter -18 points ago +4 / -22

I’ve been with guys of different ethnicities, and in my experience it’s true that white guys have better dicks (on average) than Asian guys.

Of course black guys have the biggest, no question asked.

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AmericaIsNo1 15 points ago +17 / -2

You sound like a real catch. Nasty.

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arebee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uh, are the little dicks China.. or the other 50% of the US population..? Cause I’m not sure.

Whitey in decline yo. We don’t need no bible to tell us what to do, leave me alone and let me Jack off to tranny porn, science says it’s healthy for me.

What do you mean I have to fight a war but I am a lethargic, weak and unproductive low test male? Can’t I join the internet meme war brigade? I’ll beat them with pictures of frogs.

Oh my god we don’t need Christianity to influence culture and people, we can replace it with woke ideology. Not too much wokeness though because I am a conservative first and an atheist second. Just give me my tranny porn and free markets plz

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WienerDogRanch 3 points ago +12 / -9

Bruh, I wouldnt mind being a sex slave to some hot Chinese chick who uses me for my giant dong. Thats what will happen right?

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Lowersidecustoms 17 points ago +17 / -0

Probably the same thing swallowell was thinking

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BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +8 / -1

Except that he probably has a small dick so Fang Fang decided to peg him instead. Probably also why he can’t control his own farts.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the sucker got fang fang 😬 delivered from wish.com

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's true. Look what they're doing to Africans for heck's sake.

It's just a joke because no one likes having the smaller dick.

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Klown_Schwab 18 points ago +19 / -1

Nope. Look up James Lindsey and his podcast New Discourses if you're interested in learning about what SJW's read and think. (He was one of the guys behind the "Sokal Squared hoax" where they got The Onion level parody sjw papers published in academic journals)

It was imported from Europe around the time of WW2 when Frankfurt School members were chased out of Germany by the bad moustache man. America naively allowed them in as refugees and let them teach at universities.

They taught a generation of American students and by the 1960's critical theory SJW crap gained dominance in American universities. It took a few decades to bleed out into the popular discourse though.

Maybe the Chinese are funding it a bit but they're just pouring fuel on an already raging fire imo.

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BeefyBelisarius 9 points ago +9 / -0

China saw an opportunity and piled on. Same with their decades long economic war against us and subverting government officials.

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Sting 9 points ago +11 / -2

Even our generals knew. At the end of World War II, they warned us. But guess who writes the history books.

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slangin_paint 4 points ago +7 / -3

Men with little hats

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MightyTheme 1 point ago +1 / -0

SJW always smells like perfidious Albion to me.

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Klown_Schwab 7 points ago +7 / -0

If anything the West exported communism to Asia (Ho Chi Minh and Pol Pot were both educated and converted to communism in France.... not sure about Mao and Kim Il Sung... I know Mao had an American advisor named Sidney Rittenberg) and The West is currently complicit in propping up the CCP by allowing our manufacturing to be gutted and outsourced to China. Henry Kissinger started the process under Nixon.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mao was influenced by Chinese scholars at Peking University who had become enthralled with Russian Leninists.

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christianknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

The chinese are so not behind that degeneracy lmao. Do you people even read anything other than fake news?

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Prudentwait 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Jewish "scholars"

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe secondary to Jews but certainly not the number one demographic

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beansieman1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great but this only works if our country wants to organize and fight back. We are rolling over right now.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

And spreading our ass cheeks wide open

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

US has the smallest dicks in the end.