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FinalDeliverance 93 points ago +98 / -5

Big dick competitions dont win world wars. You will be holding a tape measure while the little dicks destroy your God, Country, and Family.

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 23 points ago +26 / -3

Good. You can surrender now, I'll surrender after we've won. A little banter never broke the spirits of the troops.

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Gurren_Laggan 39 points ago +39 / -0

"Accidentally" drop a few pallets of magnum condoms labeled "USA average" over their camp.

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Rainman 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think we need to humiliate our enemies by fielding an Army of unarmed trannies so when we get our asses kicked we can say..

Oh big bad Chinese defeating a bunch of unarmed trannies, aren't you tough