Step 1: Play Monopoly
Step 2: Wipe the floor with them; show NO MERCY! Trump Hotels EVERYWHERE.
Step 3: If they cry and whine like a little bitch and don’t ever want to play again; SOCIALIST.
Step 4: If that fiery little bastard wants to play again and whip your ass; LEGEND IN THE MAKING; you’ve parented well!
My grandpa used to take my money at poker and never gave me a penny back. Fast forward to college and i used to whip everybodys ass and take all their money. #lessonlearned