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fthecoup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yellen is turning the stock knob on her desk. You enter the ticker symbol then turn clockwise to increase price and counter-clockwise to decrease.

Then she has her secretary tell CNBC to report that the stock price went up or down because of re-paving delays on I-40 in Arkansas.

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats pretty close to the reality of how it works.